Puff the Magic Kitty

Happy ninth birthday to @PuffMagicKitty! He’s a punk but he’s our punk.

Snoozes

Purrfect

@ThoughtCrimes80 @lottieglazer @SophieDrawsAI @JJeffrey100 It seems more likely that you pay more monthly to be verified than you actually earn. But keep pretending you’re a great success. We all believe you.

@ThoughtCrimes80 @lottieglazer @SophieDrawsAI @JJeffrey100 You’re not though. Your level of interaction and views would pull in about $3 a month based on current Twitter monetization if all of your posts performed as well as your best post.

This is hilarious. The stage designer didn’t bother to think this one out. 😂

@ThoughtCrimes80 @Underscore6700 @lottieglazer @SophieDrawsAI @JJeffrey100 Says the lady begging for “tips”

@Underscore6700 @lottieglazer @SophieDrawsAI @JJeffrey100 Says the guy with no monetization. Sad.

@ThoughtCrimes80 @BitchestheCat Karen calling someone Karen. Amazing. Racist lady who blocks cats.

@BitchestheCat I know Karen. Lol

It’s hilarious that you think the halftime show is designed and produced for the 75,000 people watching in the stadium rather than 135 million watching at home.

@ThoughtCrimes80 No one is giving your racist ass money. Stop begging.

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@stoolpresidente You have none, correct?

How many rings you got?

I really hope that the history books remember to note that this President was so weak and so insecure that he blocked a cat on Twitter.

This just feels so relevant all the time.

Ready.

Dude talks about hate speech and then calls for an nfl coach to be murdered because he lost a live spots bet. Portnoy is same hypocritical piece of trash that every other right winger is. Dude stands for nothing at all.

When the wet food is like three seconds late.

@stoolpresidente As a known sexual predator, are you even allowed at high school football games?

@stoolpresidente 😹

Let’s go St. Xavier!

I’m a deep thinker. But sometimes I get the bends when I stop thinking too fast.

Sleeps

A story in a few parts with @AnthonyJSisk 😹