Dan

I just wrote a review on Skechers Go Run 600 Sparkle Runner Kids Girls Slip On Athletic Shoes yotpo.com/go/iA6wynFq via @yotpo

You have a pie like a dropped face

Idea for a headline if they had a bad concert: "Birds of Choke-yo"

Free service: tell me what you plan to name your unborn child and I'll screen it for schoolyard bully nicknames.

What's Scarlett Johansson's favourite breakfast?

I don't get chia pods.

After the award ceremony, Prof. Pyl couldn't remember where he'd parked. He turned to his wife and said: "where's the car dear?"

What got him over the line was his novel idea of fermenting insects to produce an alcoholic beverage called "Antrum".

In the end Profesor Pyl. received the research grant. Pretty tough competition, it was either pylorus.

A colleague and I were planning an anatomical study of the stomach. Unfortunately it didn't go ahead because no one would fundus.

If I weren't a wizard, I'd be on these: inlinewarehouse.com/Seba_FR1_325_I…

Anyone want to join my skate posse?

Why has no one opened up a coffee shop called Frank Sumatra? 🤔

On the set of a Matt Damon movie, the director asked if he was ready. "I was Bourne ready" he replied. Then everyone laughed and high fived.

Rollerbladers are people too

A watched eBay order never delivers.

It's so hot. Milk was a bad choice.

Not even a 12 year old yelling "do a flip" could stop me from blading tonight.

If Eddie Redmayne was bald 🤓

Rain raging