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I'm in tears 😂😭 watch "I Can't Dance!!!" By my sister @sabo_uno if you need a laugh watching me trying to dance 😂 youtube.com/watch?v=B3uPJH…

My new Trump phone when I mention Epstein or criticize Israel:

Teenagers That Don’t Fear Their Parents 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Trump every time his ratings go down

Here’s a thought — Maybe these people don’t deserve to be handsomely rewarded?

She’s the type to investigate the scary noise in a horror movie

You’re telling me she was doing all this?!

Don’t make me defend this corny nigga, maaan. 🤦🏾‍♂️ But I have to because I’m all about fairness. Drake has been proven to use ghostwriters. That’s more than enough to question his credibility as a rapper. There’s plenty valid reasons to clown this nigga about. Interpolating isn’t one of ‘em. Interpolations are a part of hip-hop. Every single rapper ever does this. It’s a part of rap. It’s something rappers do when they’re inspired by other rappers. And every rapper has been inspired by other rappers. Lord knows they’ve already tried this bullshit with Jay-Z. And Jay is the most quoted rapper ever. This is stupid. You can do a video like this for literally every rapper ever. The only thing different would be the length. x.com/1SlumBabii/sta…

@MyNameIsLegato @nickmmark I know damn well you googled it first

Shortness of breath, hemoptysis, and near syncope after a recent illness/immobility sounds like a massive PE.

Letting a billionaire tell you anything about morality is insane.

Be President

There's 8 billion people in the world, if he gave everyone a billion dollars he would still have 343 billion left

Drake’s SEXTUPLE entendre: 1) Flexing 💵 in their face 2) He’s down to put a bounty on them🔫 3) A 🦆 “beak” is called a “bill” 4) A male 🦆 is known as a “Drake” 5) The Buffalo BILLS rival is the NE Patriots, with star QB DRAKE Maye🏈 6) Kendrick Lamar’s last name is DUCKworth

if I woke up to a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away

Ah yes, why are people spending $28 on lunch and not why is lunch $28. Great analysis.

🧊🚨JUST IN: A compilation showing where Drake switched every diss Kendrick Lamar had towards him right back at Lamar on ICEMAN has been released.

CORNYYYYYYY! This is tragic.

Drake just froze the CN Tower 🥶

Kendrick pen is fire J Cole pen is fire Drake pen is fire You can enjoy all 3 without being a dweeb about it.