Mr.Punchy Boy

@ViaplayFotboll Bruno har slått assist rekorden! Ingen selvmål av noen!

Fxcking hell, bring me this nutty Brazilian

@utdreport @TuttoMercatoWeb

#mufc are close to reaching an agreement with Newcastle for Sandro Tonali [@TuttoMercatoWeb]

@utdreport Antonio Nusa LW/RW Club: RB Leipzig

Who’s your “hear me out” signing for Manchester United this summer? 🧐

@UtdDistrict I do not understand Tchoiaméni price tag, 70mil is a good deal for a Champions League ! But why dose the other cost so much more then him!?!?

🚨 | #mufc target price tag update: - £70m for Carlos Baleba WON'T be seen as a bad deal for #mufc - Aurélien Tchouaméni is valued at £70m - Sandro Tonali and Bruno Guimarães are valued at a minimum of £80m, if not £100m - Elliot Anderson is reported as valued between £60- 120m [@JacobsBen/@UnitedStandMUFC]

🚨When Pep Guardiola met Michael Carrick-ball. 😍 A short story. #MUFC

@StretfordPaddck @marca To early for April fole 🤣

🚨🔴 Tottenham centre-back Cristian Romero is reportedly a target for Manchester United. #MUFC [@marca]

📉 | A new study has revealed that #mufc have the SIXTH most valuable squad in the #PL (£626m). It is 3.5x LESS valuable than Arsenal (£2.2bn). [@MailSport]

@UtdDistrict GIVE HIM THE CONTRACT📃💵

🚨🎙️ | Michael Carrick: "I was pretty calm all of the way through the game. Disappointed with the second goal but I was AWARE there was still eight minutes to go. "If anything, I was thinking there was a long time to go and we could make the difference. I was really positive that we could find a moment..."

@UtdDistrict JUST GIVE HIM THE CONTRACT 💵📃

🚨🎙️ | Michael Carrick: "Injury time winners at Old Trafford? It's the BEST feeling, I have to say. "There is no better place than in front of the Stretford End like that and it ends up meaning MORE. "People leave here with more than, 'United won today', it adds on top of that. The CONNECTION, the feeling, the emotion. It's why we all love it so much."

@UtdDistrict No.. Carlos Baleba!??

🚨 | Manchester United sources say Casemiro’s departure will give them ‘additional capacity’ to REINVEST in the midfield department this summer, with a refresh of the position expected. Nottingham Forest star Elliot Anderson is the current DREAM addition in that area of the pitch. [@RichFay]

@UtdDistrict Do they care or are this just… idk!

De Ligt 😭😭😭❤️

Darren Fletcher applauds the fans after full-time whistle [@RichFay]

@UnscriptedFooty Hamsik?

I see Edinson Cavani and Ezekiel Lavezzi Guess the third player

@UnscriptedFooty Sterling

80% of football fans will fail this guess the player…?

@UtdDistrict Rubbish!!!!

Premier League release statement after Manchester United vs Brighton penalty controversy 🚨 utddistrict.co.uk/premier-league…

🚨📲 JJ Gabriel (15) via Instagram: “First team training ☑️” #MUFC

@utdreport @JacobsBen

Alejandro Garnacho to Chelsea is a done deal [@JacobsBen]

@StretfordPaddck @utdforever7 @UtdDistrict @utdreport @UtdPlug

@StretfordPaddck @JacobsBen BREAK THW BANK 🏦💥

🚨 Club-to-club talks have begun between Manchester United and Brighton for Carlos Baleba! Brighton CEO Paul Barber will be the key person involved in the deal and has had some contact with United. #MUFC [@JacobsBen]