Do they think joining the military changes your entire skull structure or something?
Auronhausen 💙💙💙 🧡🧡🧡 🏀🏀🏀@Aurondarklord
In addition to uglifying Cortana, Halo: Combat Evolved changed the story to add an ugly, mannish girlboss.
English
Master Cheeks
129 posts
Master Cheeks
@Punished_Cheeks
Third time’s a charm
New Pakistan, United Kingdom Katılım Kasım 2018
22 Takip Edilen590 Takipçiler
This is genuinely one of the cringiest scenes ever
Why are the covenant acting like theatre kids?
Halo Codex@HaloCodex
The Master Chief just stood there as the Prophet introduced each one of them.
English
If it ain’t broke, break it so we can pretend to fix it anyway
Mint Blitz@MintBlitz
The OFFICIAL Halo YouTube has released the Legendary Ending of Halo Campaign Evolved so here it is in 4k (spoilers)
English
These are the same people who think they’re gonna unite all of Africa to defeat the white man, meanwhile blacks can’t even get along with other blacks 2 desks away from them
STORM NEWS 📰🗞️@storm1news
"Culture" in schools. Ready for the hard conversation yet...?
English
Slapping my big belly in delight at this amazing callback to a game that takes place after this one
Mint Blitz@MintBlitz
Master Chief says the THING in Campaign Evolved lmao
English
These two games are over 11 years apart btw
Mint Blitz@MintBlitz
Halo Campaign Evolved's Warthog lets you change seats and the Covenant can't hit you HAHAHAHA
English
@Punished_Cheeks Dude you posted about dicks not long after you said this
English
Blacks crashing out over BWC again
jade˚✧、@thicksexydork
dumb black bitch letting her bf say nigga lord shes ready, pls take her
English
@Lockendrik41 I don’t know! My mother get fucked by many!
English
Halo 5 jackal my beloved
Andy@BunkerDwellerYT
The 343 art style is literally confirmed to be the result of genetic experiments Absolutely amazing...
English
@Punished_Cheeks @KitsuneBot2 Maybe because your actually just being a retarded ass asshole and trying to hide behind "I'm just joking around" as justification for being an asshole.
English
@Punished_Cheeks I don't like you and I don't respect the energy you spread to the halo community either, but I concede, you're right this shit fucking sucks. Microsoft valued at 20 Trillion and the best they can do for their flagship looks like shitty sfm cutscene with rtx. I give up lmao
English
There legit isn’t a single well-animated cutscene in the entire game bro
English
@KitsuneBot2 I made light fun of his daily slop content one time & he blocked me on all social media
English
@maefiosiiX I played this game in 2020
You’re just a goy who likes slop
English
@Punished_Cheeks Neither of the two monologues you showed is some kind of “masterpiece”. you just saw something as a dumb little kid, and now you somehow think Picasso himself painted it. And since it’s some kind of trend to hate on the new stuff, you’re just doing it like the sheep you are.
English
“Here’s where we show those sons of bitches that they could not have picked a worse enemy than the human race” was legit one of the hardest lines in all of Halo and in the remake it sounds like he’s getting ready to do a shitty rap battle with them
Master Cheeks@Punished_Cheeks
They absolutely butchered Johnson’s best speech His delivery genuinely sounds less natural than the Halo AI voice memes I used to make
English
@Punished_Cheeks its just a trend to hate it, you gatekeepers are so boring
English