Fatal Optimist

You're in her DMs. I'm filling her ice well and stocking her beers while she confesses her undying love for me. We are not the same

Hey @BlooperBraves, it's my birthday, but I really just hope Matt (@Braves) Olson has a great day. Could you pass that along to him please?

A gender reveal but when the balloon bursts its just bees. That's right, you've summoned, seduced and will now bear the child of Candyman. Say his name!

@macandcube The main reason to support this game is it may be a lot of kids and families only chance to see The Tide play

ACAB includes the person who checks your receipt at Walmart

@macandcube Paladins use swords

Good morning to everyone, except people who think @SamiZayn shouldn't win the @wwe Universal Title tonight

People going in on Madonna like she hasn’t been having plastic surgery for a minute now. All I will say is she certainly does still have a 🔥 catalogue

"Ja'Marr down there somewhere."

#samiuso is dead. Long live @SamiZayn! #wwe #ROYALRUMBLE

Mentally I am here

@rihannamator Anna and the Apocalypse

A couple of days late, but wtf @WWENXT?! @GraysonWWE deserved better than that bullshit #NewYearsEvil

@JazzRivers90 @WGR35 Yooooo! I think you're right

@WGR35 Am I hearing a Kris Kross “Jump” sample to that theme music???

If you haven’t seen yet here is the FULL debut of “Mercedes Mone” Fka Sasha Banks (Mercedes Varnado) #wk17 #njpw

Wonka: Thanks for eating a candy bar and visiting my maniac mansion. Since you were the least shitty kid, now you have to love here and eat an all candy diet. Bucket family: Say. Less.

Benoit Blanc talking to detective Pikachu in knives out 3: baw gawd you are some kind of yellow rodent ... mHmmm...

remember when this guy made out with 18-19 year old girls inside Tutwiler as a 28 year old and then couldn’t go on SNL because of it

@macandcube it was probably a Krampus float. Last night was Krampus Night

Thanks @riseagainst for spending 1,227 minutes with me in 2022. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/6Wr3hh3…

#Auburn fans yesterday: We may have lost, but our coach brought 12 young men to Christ Auburn fans today: Our new head coach once got fired for hiring escorts! #WDE!!