wittiepenguin

Alright will be leaving twitter soon if u wanna keep intouch with me i am on mastodon, discord, ig and fb but mostly my fb is for family dm for info

Can’t sleep ugh

If anyone wants to follow along with my reading app.thestorygraph.com/profile/wittie…

Also thank god my canada plans didnt work out last weekend. I do not handle cold well! And its cold enough here!

New ep of #ThePitt drops tonight I love this show!

I’m all ready for the #SnowStorm :)

@JusticeNoelle92 I use a regular thermometer and have be my AI read the temperature.

I need a new talking scale, and thermometer. The last thermometer I had was so inaccurate.

Windchill is 7 degrees which is better than 0. We r making progress lol :)

I’m a big guy. I’ve been lifting weights for ten years. I look intimidating, I guess. I was at Planet Fitness doing bench presses. I noticed a kid in the corner. He was maybe 16, really overweight. He was looking around like he was terrified someone was going to laugh at him. He walked over to the dumbbells, picked up the lightest ones, and did a few awkward curls. He stopped, looked in the mirror, and hung his head. He was about to leave. He looked like he was about to quit before he even started. I racked my weights and walked over to him. He flinched when he saw me coming. He thought I was going to make fun of him. 'Hey man,' I said. He looked down. 'I’m leaving, sorry.' 'No,' I said. 'I was just gonna say, your form is a little off. You’re gonna hurt your back.' I picked up a weight. 'Tuck your elbows. Like this. Slow down.' He copied me. 'There you go,' I grinned. 'That’s the muscle working.' We trained together for an hour. I showed him the ropes. At the end, he wiped the sweat off his forehead. 'I almost walked out,' he admitted. 'I felt stupid.' 'We all started somewhere,' I told him. 'I used to be 50 pounds heavier than you. The only bad workout is the one you didn't do.' He’s been my gym partner for six months now. He’s down 40 pounds. Strength isn't about how much you can lift. It’s about lifting others up with you.

I know I have good judgment, I know I have good taste, it’s funny and it’s ironic how only I feel that way…

I’m addicted to noodles and company #SendHelp lol

@JusticeNoelle92 Lol or u could sleep on my couch again lol everyone falls asleep on my couch

@PuppetPanpan96 I wish I had too much to smoke. Maybe I’d get decent sleep.

Ooof had a smidge too much to drink

self-sabotage is also: - not asking for help - rejecting praise - isolating yourself when hurt - saying “yes” to everything - putting your needs on hold - procrastinating on important tasks - watching too much news - trying to be perfect

A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how big or small

Your partner actually LIKING you as a friend is important. Romantic love is not enough.

A kid free night and what am I doing? In bed watching my fav show in peace. Lol i’ve been told i’m boring but its all good

Duo lingo is over here acting like a clingy boyfriend talkin about “i miss you already.” Lol i just left the app 20 minutes ago

@Captain_Lokii Neow!

Hello testing, are there any survivors here?

Yall im deleting x again so u can follow me on bsky puppetpanpan96.bsky.social or mastodon or fb but for now bye x cant believe i was here for a decade!