Hoag’s Puppet Telegrams

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Depends what you mean by “starts”.

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@realDonaldTrump What. A. Joke.

@realDonaldTrump @elonmusk

@realDonaldTrump @elonmusk Not working

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Whoa! Just heard Ricky Gervais is playing Jonathan Davis in the upcoming Korn biopic!!! #RickyGervais

@TylerKepner I heard that too!

Jim Nantz with the Dan Quisenberry reference!

@JoshMalina Devastatingly thorough policing. You’re grammer initiatives no know bounds.

Must-read.

@accpchest boccilism?

@DRoughnecks No problem. I bet you’ve gotten a ton of tweets, didn’t mean to pile it on, just wanted to make sure y’all knew. Have a great game!

@PuppetTelegrams We’re working on it! Thanks for letting us know.

@DRoughnecks Em’s mic?

@_lindsayp Thanks, Lindsay!

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@Smelliott_Moore Nothing works

whats your hangover routine/cures?

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@JoshMalina Dang, you’re revisions no know bounds. Their all justified, though.

Division.

@TheMeisse Yeah what a weird moment. “Sorry, got another gig at the Oasis bar and grille!”

Garth running back stage as if he has to do a quick change, odd

@JoshMalina @WestWingWeekly Ahhh damn you beat me to it

And Biden goes full Sorkin with “Joy cometh in the morning.”

@WestWingWeekly, what are the chances Sorkin punched up the Biden inauguration speech? Did you catch the “joy cometh in the morning” bit? (“College Kids” episode, although I know at least @HrishiHirway had that reference on his speed dial.) @JoshMalina