NorthernPuppyLover

RETWEET if you stand with Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel!

@gator_gum Does not contain honey!

Notice anything?

@laurcrogers Are you Jodi’s daughter?!

@AgathaChocolats The clown is gone! 🎈

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity

@Local_Ginger Greek Salad!

@ashaughn Oh no! What did Daddy do to you?

Coney is not happy with me today.

@AmitAryaMD Decision was based on politics, not science 😢

Who else agrees that Ontario’s decision to drop the vaccine passport today…is a mistake? ✋🏽

@AndrewBernstei9 If these people watched just one Holocaust Survivor interview on YouTube…..The Shoah Foundation Interviews…..they might realize how truly moronic they sound.

@BamidbarBorn Matt, did you recently convert? I have no idea how I came upon your Tweet, but now I am curious. Shabbat Shalom!

@ashaughn Happy Gotcha Day! 🐾♥️🐾♥️

Seven years ago this day, we met Sir Ferdinand aka Freddie aka Ferge aka Budge aka Bubb aka The Flouff.

@ashaughn Forgive my ignorance, but what does “ALF” stand for?

My wife retired 10 yrs ago after, among other things, reading Gretchen Rubin's Happiness Project: "It was an April day just like anyother when I suddenly realized I was in danger of wasting my life." If you know our dot Brooke, then you know “waste” is not in ALF’s lexicon.

@JessicaTuomela Sounds about right....

If I start a dog rescue, am I allowed to call it: Heart Bigger than my Wallet Dog Rescue? 🤪

@ashaughn Book your vacation!

Well, this sucks.

@Leader_Dog Seriously! I’m too cute for this! 🐾❤️🐾❤️

@ashaughn Don’t you just love being corrected! 😏

Tulipa Tarda, apparently.

Tulipa. The top left and bottom right photos were taken on Sir Ferge’s morning constitutional. Soon, these tiny flowers will open up, as shown in the other two photos taken on the weekend. They are beautiful, a form of water lily ordinarily native elsewhere now calling here home.

@ashaughn Banana bread french toast is awesome!! Also delicious is french toast loaded with melted cheddar cheese and bacon pieces.....all soaked in maple syrup! Yummy!! P.S. Browned butter is fantastic on french toast!! Easy to make!

I want everyone to know that I just made French toast out of a couple of very large pieces of banana bread. For those of you intending to make noise today, would you kindly scream into the gale, if you must, and not in my direction so that I might enjoy my syrup-induced coma.

@Local_Ginger Why were you crying?

@ashaughn “Money in the Bank!” Definitely better than sex.....at least at my age 😜

Trending: “the Bachelor is in crisis”; “four words better that sex” ... Time to put this dang thing down and do what a long trial precluded: grab a nap. The world can wait. Fred: “I’ll start.”

@ashaughn That makes no sense. Whatever happened to the good old Queen’s English? Not only do I have to reference the Oxford Dictionary, nowadays I have to reference the Urban Dictionary. Good grief!

@PuppyRaiserKim Religious sects, without the religion.

So, I am this old when I learned that “Netflix and chill” doesn’t mean chillaxing with a movie. 🤷‍♂️