Ray Stings

If you're a man who's never pawed, groped, assaulted a woman, you are normal. Not good, not great. This is how normal people behave.

Sir ne bola in the face of the imminent energy crisis, we have to be united. But if India unites, how will his party win the elections?

Why is everyone disappointed that our PM chaired a meeting today to review the country's petroleum, crude oil, gas, power, and fertilizer sectors and the video was on mute. Have we forgotten what BJP said - Modi hai to MUMkin hai?

INC was removed in 2014 chiefly because of reasons: corruption, inflation &policy paralysis But now we are witnessing unimaginable corruption, back-breaking inflation, policy disasters. Bonus: a divided nation,fake news-laden godi media, &disastrous foreign policy. Benefit?

Imagine marketing Great Leader as charismatic, dynamic, great orator when all that comes out of his mouth is incoherent words and slurs against a certain community. Even his Hindi is bad

I don’t wear saris that often, but when I do, I like to experiment with drapes. Wore one of my Satya Pauls with a corset belt to a party in Delhi, and someone pulled my friend aside to ask—very seriously—if I have a back problem 😂

@ANANDStudent1 😀

@Purba_Ray Modi ji tried. He called Iran, Israel and United States. All three told him to wait a minute! They all came to India to meet Modi ji after his call. They beat Modi ji one by one and then resumed the war.

@kuldipsurisView 😄😄

@Purba_Ray Fruitful diplomacy isn’t about one leader alone.... it needs fruitful intent, fruitful dialogue, and fruitful compromise from all sides to truly stop a war. I hope this is fruitful discussion ? 🍓

Another #Congress achievement. RT @PTI_News: Rupee hits life-time low of 60 in early trade; tumbles 130 paise against the US dollar.

@vasundhar Please do

@Purba_Ray shall I take credit for the word Mugshot fatigue ?

@NotMe19618102 @ranjona That too

@Purba_Ray @ranjona Why insult Swiggy people? Politicians are scum, don't compare with hardworking people.

After binge watching videos of Mahamanav interacting with global leaders I’ve come to the painful conclusion that the reason India stands isolated is because nobody can understand a thing he utters. He sounds like the Swiggy chap who went viral when he was asked about Punjab floods by a TV channel

This is Kochi. Look how clean it is but as per Swachh Survekshan 2023 rankings, Kochi was at 416th rank while kanpur at 17th rank 🤡😭

Brilliant, simply brilliant from @samzsays - the best thing you can read today.

@Maltman1069631 It all boils down to luck.

@Purba_Ray Are u sure, that’s the first word that came to your mind to attempt today. Thats like Holi in One in Golf…

Dude, WTF! Wordle 1,737 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Don't be shocked. Only Israel has the right to destroy, after all, sorry, exist. How dare anyone else retaliate? No?

Stop mocking our non biological leader. Only he’s allowed to make a mockery of himself

@ANANDStudent1 All for a medal

@Purba_Ray Not we!! Only one....and his andhbhakts

Of all the Fathers we could have chosen, we chose Israel 😂