Callum Purdy

Just went to do my maths homework, but my pencil case was missing 2 pens. Please help @mrbattle_maths

@mrbattle_maths Pure headloss from Battle here🥲

@Purdy1077 Perhaps your lot could qualify and then try and win the 2028 title?!

Vive la France @mrbattle_maths

@Purdy1077 I'm more interested in which Chelsea players we'll buy this summer to once again strengthen the squad.... actually, all your lot are litter, you can keep them

@mrbattle_maths So am I, so my argument still stands 😎

@Purdy1077 I'm counting Spurs getting relegated as a trophy

@Purdy1077 Eric and/or Keiran Dire

A nursery worker who carried out numerous counts of rape and sexual assault against toddlers as young as two has just been given a 30 year sentence. That is too kind. He should get the death penalty.

@Purdy1077 I would say can we play you every week but feels like we're already doing that at the moment!

"No one's going to even remember Lando!" Oh yeah? Do you recognize the other guys on the wdc list for the last *FIFTEEN* years? Max Lewis Rosberg Vettel 20 years? Jenson Raikkonen Alonso 25 years? Schumacher. Lando is the 9th wdc in the last 25 years. That's it, that's all there is. So like he's said: in 100 years, no one will remember it anyway. But he's a world champion forever and no one can ever take that away. Let them keep talking shit. Just makes him even harder to forget. 🔥

Only 2 more Liverpool wins till Christmas

So now Rachel Reeves has finished, what did we learn? Nothing Spent 20 minutes blaming everyone else, refusing to answer if she's gonna break her manifesto promise (she will), Load of PR waffle, This person is not fit for the job

Got to love the way Rachel Reeves will spend every speech blaming the previous government for the bad things happening, before then raising taxes and putting a strain on working people and businesses. Speaks like a robot

@mrbattle_maths Mr Battle and Seth on Sky Sports all in one week

What a great question...

@Purdy1077 Cheers for Madueke btw #baller

@mrbattle_maths 'Allez, allez… en deuxième place!' is what I assume Saliba regularly says

I assume Luis Enrique's half-time team talk will simply be "Allez messieurs, ce sont les Spurs" #SuperCup

@mrbattle_maths 10 years ago I was turning 13 and about to make my debut for 8CB

90% of everyone's WhatsApp profile pictures are 10+ years out of date

Up the Chels, PSG super team where?

@mrbattle_maths Very true, David Luiz was great 🇧🇷😅

@Purdy1077 Hopefully Arsenal can coach the talent out of him, as players always improve when they get to the Arsenal (apart from Sterling)

Madueke to Arsenal is a weird deal, i haven't met a Chelsea fan thats upset about it, and I haven't met an Arsenal fan thats happy about it In other news Goths are cool

@mrbattle_maths The problem is hes a one trick pony. he cuts in and shoots on his left. he barely hits the target and he can't pass. I reckon arsenal could've got a back who's better and cheaper than £50m, bargain deal for chels though! Id rather have trossard then Madueke

@Purdy1077 Chelsea slowly becoming a feeder club for Arsenal. But no, bizarre. Although good back up to Saka if that's the plan.