lil thottie

anything related to any part of the employment process makes me want to kill myself... applying? 🤢 interviewing?? 😳 WORKING??????? 😔 nah bro just end my life

WHY ISNT AXS LETTING ME BUY KACEY MUSGRAVES PRESALE TICKETS. IM NOT A ROBOT BRO

real talk though has anyone in history ever preferred to sit at a high top?

biggest star in the world sat his ass on stage and made his headlining show a personable, interactive hang out where he reminisced on his entire career sorry that’s special! like youtube started his career. it’s for ME!!!!

april fools Never made sense to me why would you start off a beautiful month with a day of trickery . Just makes no sense. Why not call it april loves. April joys. April smart person

sometimes u need to listen to all of kacey musgraves Golden Hour and remember that life can be beautiful and full of love

me watching love overboard

ozzy anytime someone refers to him as just “mike” #survivor

i seem to have gotten into the bad habit of calling everyone “papa” lately lmao

golden hour by kacey musgraves is still one of the best albums ever made

you would not believe the way my face lit up this morning when one of the 3rd graders that i para asked me if id ever heard of a show called survivor before

and i’m not even kidding

what do you guys think would happen if i wore a weighted vest to work all day

i break the no phone rule at church u think im gonna listen to the muppet in the emagine commercial?

the amount of tv shows i need to keep up with lately is causing me stress

anytime i read a memoir im like i should write a memoir

the hottest thing you can ever be is thoughtful

i love karaoke because it celebrates mediocrity