𝙋𝙪𝙧𝙥𝙡𝙚 .ᐣ.ᐟ

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No one was in the kitchen, so I made myself something.

@RUNNING_R3D I don't think paper cuts count as battle scars

There's like 50 worms in the security vent Why and when?

\\This parody exists purely cuz of a post I made on main, but I've gotta be completely honest I was tempted to do one for Pink

Do I even want to know?

@TheG3mologist IT BURRRRNNNSSS

On everyone's soul in The Skeld, I am straighter than a ruler!

@TRACKINGTR0UBLE \\THIS LOOKS SO COOL

dunno if we’re still sharing faces . don’t really care , either , actually .

forks found in kitchen

Everyone on the Skeld is a fruit.

@RUNNING_R3D I have evidence!

@Purple_Among_Us okay well that's just Not true. spreading misinformation on the internet isn't a good look on you, buddy........ tsk tsk.........

I remember this one time where Red tried to do a backflip and landed in a trash can head first.

@farmofworms That's a good thing, isn't it?

Hm.. Skeld seems to be quiet today... Nothing interesting seems to be happenin'..

@here_operat0r Can't be worse than Red

@COUNTVONMAROON So you wouldn't just duct tape their arms and legs together?

@Purple_Among_Us OH. RIGHT.... ILL DESIGN A NEW MACHINE FOR THAT... LATER!!

TORTURE CHAMBER PROPOSITION FOR THE COCKROACHES (LIMES), PEOPLE THAT CALLED MY BABY PHOTO UGLY AND PEOPLE I DONT LIKE. TELL ME IF YOU ARE INTERESTED.

@COUNTVONMAROON If someone gets out of their restraints? Remember?

@Purple_Among_Us QUESTION??? I DONT REMEMBER ANY OTHER QUESTIONS!!

@COUNTVONMAROON Okaaay... So you don't have an answer to a question I asked earlier then?

@Purple_Among_Us BECAUSE ITS FULL OF FULL OF MEANING. AND QUESTIONS.

✶ this is what red has been looking like to me in my head this entire time, very important.

// I replaced the Among Us intro music with Ready to Die and edited it a bit

What a week