Purplebus

@esoteric_joke A few arrows are gonna point at that target

it’s 80 degrees out so i’m wearing this to target

@fckoffmaebe Love the proportions 😍

Does it look huge from this angle?

@RachieRach429 You too. You look so pretty. 😍

Happy Saturday 💚☀️

@itsbreezyweezy Totally doable

All I need is a man to cook for me and his dick

@mistressdivy Friday

For those who have a 5 day workweek, if you could drop down to 4, what day would you eliminate?

@Ireland1973Lisa I’m starting in Germany but taking the tunnel to Sweden

Come visit me in Germany.

@BookQueen00 I’ve already had my first of the day

I need a nap.

Pro tip: If you lose an object, the fastest way to find it is to buy a second one and then the first one will magically appear.

@Syrup_Tishus @ripcord808 1979 Buick LeSabre

@ripcord808 1986 Chevy Celebrity

1973 Impala.

@mariana057 Hopefully there’ll be a vowel movement soon

My dog accidentally swallowed a whole bag of Scrabble tiles. We took him to the vet to get him checked out. No word yet…

When you buy crotchless panties for the bae….

@KayleighMichael @KayeMichael94 Huge yes. Huge.

You wanna join?? 🫧🩷

If you could relocate Donald Trump and his entire MAGA cult, where would you send them?

@BlondeBrandy It’s definitely both. More often when I’m depressed.

@MissAlly_01 Completely forgot about those

@inkedwifelife21 @BlondeBrandy I prefer everything smooth

@BlondeBrandy textures are huge with me too so i get it 🖤🫂🖤

crunchy peanut butter is the best peanut butter🖤

@tanyalovesbenny @ThexyBeatht_2 Butternut squash and nut

@ThexyBeatht_2 🤣🤣🤣 I would be so happy for you 🤣

Hey ,, whatever fucking works for you 🤣

@MissAlly_01 You should find it yourshelf

I went on a date with a librarian & he called me stupid. I only asked him where Libraria was 🤔

@andiipoops I can handle them just fine 🤔

STOP liking my posts if you can't handle booba pics in your dms... 🙄

@good_vibes_girl You too!

happy saturday 💋