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Flashlight@PurseFlashlight·
This is AMAZING and hilarious!!! 🇺🇸
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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Ada Lluch@AdaLluch·
President Bukele is a genius. He tore down the left-wing monuments built during the era of the false peace. He used the material as manhole covers for the streets. And in that place, he built a public square and a free outdoor cinema. Wow. 👏🏻
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Cary Kelly
Cary Kelly@CaryKelly11·
She's not wrong. A potato grown with chemicals is called a potato but a potato grown without chemicals is called an organic potato. Why is the burden of proof on the one not using poison? Instead of an organic label, we need a chemical label. source: slottetmicrofarm
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Flashlight@PurseFlashlight·
@JustineBateman And can we please have some actual masculine men in movies again? That dude looks more feminine than that chick. No idea who either is, and no interest in finding out.
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Larry Cook
Larry Cook@stopvaccinating·
What Jenny said…
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Dr. Maalouf ‏
Dr. Maalouf ‏@realMaalouf·
Why are we constantly hearing about ‘Islamophobia’ when the only people being attacked around the world are Jews and Christians, and the attackers are always Muslims? 🤔
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yl@234sameey·
@onlysammms damn… that actually hit me
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your mom@onlysammms·
i just read a post that said " life becomes so beautiful when you realise that one step backwards is also the part of the dance" holyyyy fuccckkkkk
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Haunted
Haunted@insurgent2047·
Starting to think those clot shots were loaded with a huge dose of cognitive dissonance.
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Rothmus 🏴@Rothmus·
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Jason Howerton
Jason Howerton@jason_howerton·
Early contender for my favorite video of the year. It's the eyebrows for me.
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Shivam
Shivam@shivamexec·
@gargipalaskar Ok the last one is weird, write exercises in a notebook??
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gargi@gargipalaskar·
guy in my gym is so chronically offline, it’s refreshing to watch; no earphones, no shoes, usually wears the same 2-3 outfits on repeat & writes down every exercise in a physical notebook
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Flashlight@PurseFlashlight·
@Homerd3no @jason_howerton Pete’s the best. Legitimately hot af AND effective. I’m so grateful he’s our @SecWar I feel so much safer these days with REAL war fighters in the armed services, led by a no-bullshit alpha male.
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Homer@Homerd3no·
@jason_howerton Pete is on par with Gavin newsom. I just know he stares at himself in the mirror.
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Sarah Sizzle
Sarah Sizzle@sizzle_sarah·
Five white Philly cops with high exam scores sue the city for skipping them under the ‘Rule of Five’ DEI policy that let lower-ranked candidates get promoted by race and sex. Merit should matter in policing.
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Larry Cook
Larry Cook@stopvaccinating·
Brainwashing is so deep and complete that the obvious is instead, oblivious.
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Kostas Moros
Kostas Moros@MorosKostas·
I think Trump should just unilaterally scrap the TSA to be honest. The White House should announce that given Congress has decided not to fund it, it can't continue to exist. Do a transition period where it gets phased out, and airlines take over airport security once again. The Dems are basically doing a shakedown right now. If Trump doesn't cave on enforcing our immigration laws (which he was elected to do), then they will continue to make Americans suffer at airports, confident that many will ignorantly blame Republicans. All in service of illegal immigrants over American citizens, because they need illegals to shore up the population of failing blue states. Don't play into that nonsense. Call their bluff. Just announce TSA is being scrapped. What are they going to do, argue that scrapping an agency would be unconstitutional when THEY ARE REFUSING TO FUND IT? lol
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