Puyol Pants Down FC

Good shooting practice for the lads tonight as we beat a very off the mark @potato_fc1 tonight. Ref blows for full time as we put what we believe to be the 11th goal beyond the potato keeper. Unfortunately there were too many goal scorers to mention in one tweet… #UTP

@jacobtobin3 You don’t even play for us pal?

@PuyolPantsDown5 Puyol a Twitter account has been hacked by the Shermanator from American pie, this is not a view the majority of players at the club support

#OilDoesntBelongInFootball #PepFraudiola

Tonight we faced Football Fanatics in our opening game of the season. Even with Puyol veterans @tobyking171 missing out through injury and @Ben_Pritch4rd out due to a personal issue we came out on top in a 4-1 win. ⚽️⚽️@QuinseyMatthew ⚽️@ollystevens11 ⚽️@lancett_dominic #UTP

The Puyol are back on Twitter after a long break from social media due to personal reasons. We start the new season tomorrow after just being promoted from Division 1. #onourway #UTP

MATCHDAY ⚽️ 🆚 Fred West Ham 🏟 Hereford Academy ⏰ 19:00 Fingers crossed the puyol can keep up the momentum and come away winners in this tough fixture. #UTP

Big win as we come away with all 3 points in a 6-4 thriller against Average At Best, with all of our trialists earning their place in the team. @HughAda93326130 ⚽️⚽️ @tobyking171 ⚽️⚽️ @ollystevens8 ⚽️ @Ben_Pritch4rd ⚽️ DOD: @ellishutch1nson MOM: @HughAda93326130 #UTP

MATCHDAY ⚽️ 🆚 Ben Chedders 🏟 Hereford Academy ⏰ 19:00 The puyol make a long awaited return tonight after a long break, the boys are all eager to get out there and dust off the cobwebs. #UTP

Unfortunate result tonight losing 1-0 to butterz fc. Should have been 1-1 if it wasn’t for some ultimate shithousery from a butterz player in the dying moments of the game. DOD: @HenryYo22759818 for losing his head after 30 seconds MOM: @Ben_Pritch4rd #UTP

The gaffer has named his team for tonight, very strong side with bags of ability. Let’s hope we can keep our run of form up and gain more points to help us in our race for the title. #UTP

MATCHDAY ⚽️ 🆚 Butterz fc 🏟 Hereford Academy ⏰ 19:00 Biggest match of the season against a respected butters fc. The boys will need to deliver tonight to come away with 3 points. Lineup to follow. #UTP

Class result for the Puyol tonight, coming away with a massive 3 points in a 4-1 victory over top of the league Snoop dogg. Let’s hope we can continue this form next week. Goal scorers: @tobyking171 ⚽️⚽️⚽️ @Ben_Pritch4rd ⚽️ MOM: @tobyking171 DOD: No one, unreal performance

The gaffer has decided to change things up as we look for an important win, with @ellishutch1nson coming in as our big number 10, no doubt he will be thirsty for goals.

MATCHDAY ⚽️ 🆚 Snoop dog and Bull frog 🏟 Hereford Academy ⏰ 20:45 Hopefully the boys can get back to winning ways tonight as we come up against a strong side currently sitting top off the table. We wish flynny a speedy recovery from his horrific ankle injury. #UTP

Another disappointing result with a 6-3 defeat to a very solid helmets fc, however a very solid performance with both debutants making an impact. Goal scorers: @tobyking171 ⚽️⚽️ @Ben_Pritch4rd ⚽️ #UTP

Our lineup for tonight, gonna be a big challenge for the boys tonight with some new players coming in after impressing the gaffer.

MATCHDAY ⚽️ 🆚 Helmets FC 🏟 Hereford Academy ⏰ 19:00 Gonna be a a big challenge tonight for the boys, with some key players missing due to commitment issues. Lineup will be released shortly. #UTP

Disappointing result last night, beaten by the better team on the night, lack of a consistent keeper proving to be problematic. Thanks for those fans that made the trip down, we’ll be back next week. #UTP

This is how we line up tonight, very young squad with 1 or 2 experienced players, let’s hope we can come away with the 3 points. #UTP

MATCHDAY ⚽️ 🆚 Yates FC 🏟 Hereford Academy ⏰ 19:35 Tough game as we look to challenge for the title, team news will be announced shortly. #UTP