Gio

@hueyoppa I’m no longer callin u tonight

@PvtMilkMan Do your job

Next person who tries to tell me how to do my job is going to watch me speak to them like I’m a sim and when they say, “huh?” I’m putting on my AirPods 😐

@hueyoppa It’s just like playing rust or ark with increased odds/stat gains lol

@PvtMilkMan That's my guess yeah. The total opposite of the current hard-core wipe

So tarkov is gunna wipe again and theyre calling it a soft-core wipe? My guesses: Max traders, everything is dirt cheap, flea unlocked immediately, hideout requirements minimized and stat gain significantly increased

Next person I make eye contact with on the road I’ve decided I won’t turn away first.

Forever appreciative of @PvtMilkMan

@hueyoppa Feel like I watched it around the time I found out santa or something was fake so I’m like, “yeah they’re dead. Fantasy place if FAKE like Santa 😭”

@PvtMilkMan 😭😭

This is the best news I've ever heard

@hueyoppa My flight response is about to go crazy after I dump this extra load

@PvtMilkMan Thats just your body preparing you for the worst

Bird flew into windshield or I hit a bird? Chat am I cooked

@hueyoppa Karmas kicking in I got the pre interview shits

@PvtMilkMan Thats just assisted suicide bro

@hueyoppa @lezabethC She just realized it’s on my tiktok too 😂

@lezabethC @PvtMilkMan what do you mean? It's beautiful. A masterpiece. It should replace the Mona Lisa

@PvtMilkMan said he cant play mc with me bcs he doesn’t have his glasses on -.- u mean the ones right next to u ?

@hueyoppa @lezabethC The only acceptable flex

@PvtMilkMan @lezabethC i saw this first

Locking in no complaints or btchn

For the 100 men VS 1 gorilla I nominate the 100 men who signed up to pipe Lily Phillips in a day

@hueyoppa @BigGinger64 I am the preferred son

@BigGinger64 @PvtMilkMan 😂😂😂😂😂

To any math/physicists out there, how tall would a roller coaster track have to be to hit terminal velocity? Assuming a completely vertical track but the wheels still attached to the rails

@hueyoppa Can I get a taco from Redbull please

Guys I just got sponsored by Red Bull

@hueyoppa It’s a statement

The amount of people I run into with "ttv" in their name who aren't live is astounding. Why have it in your name if you're not gunna be live?