Sharon Pearl

@Replay_remix Wait let me eat this one first....

If Christians knew the real reason Muslims give them Sallah meat, they would NEVER eat it

@Sugar_Pops_ @khenny_jane Blood shortage and you want conjugal rights 🤣🤣🥰🤣 wehdone.

@khenny_jane I never know o, I’m experiencing blood shortage 😭

Apparently, it now costs almost 80k to fill tank. We spent another 140k buying foodstuff, diapers and whatnots. Then Oga insisted we stop at a phone accessory shop because life apparently cannot continue without a new pouch and power bank for his laptop. Each time Oga wants to step out of the car to buy something, he will say I should keep the ac running because he doesn’t want heat to finish his kids. On top 80k fuel I just bought!!??? That one almost caused quarrel inside market. Finally, we stopped to buy bread and my card declined. Insufficient funds, so we bought only two loaves and some other unnecessary items. We got home and this man had the audacity to try and sleep after making noodles for everybody. He started complaining that he’s exhausted. I told him I must eat homemade banga soup this evening and I don’t want to hear stories that touch. He said it’s inhumane to expect him to enter kitchen after market stress. As I type this, he’s currently in the kitchen making stew and banga soup while watching Sisi Yemmie on YouTube. Baby is parked beside him in the stroller because he does not know how to use wrapper to back baby. He asked me to help look after the baby but my PCV dropped sharply after spending all that money so I need to rest as per provider that I am. I reminded him that: -the house has not been swept or mopped since morning -bedsheets need changing - there’s laundry to be done too By the way, we’ve started potty training Eden, meaning no diaper at all. This sweet child pooped on the floor and Oga is gradually losing it. Ezer too is hungry and needs feeding. Oga don hiss like one thousand times. My account balance may be flatlined, but at least somebody else is suffering with me. I’m in my neighbour’s house doing aproko. I’m waiting for night to reach so I can ask for conjugal rights. 🫠

@Nairametrics Investing my shaking money in Nigeria has been good so far. Na APC continuity I will buy o

Investors, where are you putting your money? 👀

@dmightyangel Abi o. My own is that I should not hear there is no ileya meat from my friends....I have been waiting for this one that there will be meat.

Saturday, una block everywhere for long bridge because una dey buy Ileya meat for Kara..... Sunday, una never buy Ram finish.... Today, una don cause hold up again.... Abeg o, where Lagos people dey see money like this, abi Tinubu don dash Dem dollar ni? Naija Economic activities, no one can explain it logically.

@Adunniolaide02 You helped a pregnant woman and forgot it comes with food sharing. Ehn 😂😂😂. You should have dropped baby name o cos baby ate your bread and groundnut. Pregnant women and begibegi😂😂😂. God will answer TTCs IJN

So I was eating bread and groundnuts this morning, when I decided to give a pregnant woman a lift. She was heavily pregnant and that was what drew my attention to her. She was just standing on the road, holding her waist and waiting. I pulled over by her side and asked her where she was going. She told me. The cost of transport from where I was to her location would cost 2,500 normally and would take at least 3 drops before she reaches. Luckily I was going in that direction and I asked her to enter. She opened the car and entered. My groundnut was just beside me and the bread was at the center of my legs. Music was playing and the volume was a little up. While nodding and driving the woman turned to me. "You like loud music o." I chuckled. "I love music. Especially gospel music." "Ehn reduce the volume small na. It is too loud." I chuckled and brought down the volume a little. She leaned back and stretched her leg very well. "You like Ac too much o. The car is cold." Without arguing I turned off the AC and opened the car window. I was throwing one one groundnut into my mouth and pinching my bread. "So you eat while driving. Are you sure you are concentrating on the road?" At that point I was tired. "I am giving you a lift o madam. I am not a transport worker. It is not like you are paying me for this journey." She smiled. "Habaaa... Ah, I didn't know. Thank you, sir. So you are not doing public transport? Thank you. I spoil your enjoyment. I didn't know true. You know how these drivers are sometimes. Increase the volume of the song small." I looked at her and turned back to the road. "No increase it small I am serious." I increased it. "Cut small bread for me let my baby in my stomach join you and eat small. I am not usually like this o. You can on the AC o small. But cut the bread first. Give me small groundnut." Nobody needs to tell me. This woman's husband is seeing fire and pepper at home. Whaaaat! Praises Chidera Obiora

@chi_quiero Elijah was sick of everybody's nonsense in school and needed the peace in his house 🤣🤣🤣

School calls for daddy to pick Elijah up cos he's very sick. Elijah when he gets home 😂😂😂

Y’all be asking childless women what they’re gonna do when they get older, meanwhile nursing homes are full of people with children 😭

A woman hears a knock. When she opens the door, a man asks, “Do you have a vagina?” She slams the door in disgust. The next morning, the same man knocks and asks the same question. She slams the door again. That night, when her husband gets home, she tells him what happened. In a loving voice, he says, “Honey, I’m taking tomorrow off to be home in case this guy shows up again.” The next morning they hear a knock and both run to the door. The husband whispers, “Honey, I’ll hide behind the door and listen. If it’s the same guy, answer yes. I want to see where the bastard is going with this.” She nods and opens the door. Sure enough, the same man is there and asks, “Do you have a vagina?” “Yes, I do,” she says. The man replies, “Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s alone and start using yours?”

Patriarchy is a system where women are expected to: – Raise men – Forgive men – Fix men – And still be blamed for men’s behavior

@Sports_Doctor2 Report all of them to HR but make sure your club is not Man City cos then it is bad belle that is worrying you 😂😂😂😂😂

My boss who doesn’t allow jerseys to work came wearing an Arsenal jersey and it’s like he called the other Arsenal supporting fans at work, they’re all wearing jerseys, wow. NEPOTISM 😒😒😒😒😒

@_sheisdebby Pls can we be having these horror stories in broad daylight. How person wan sleep now

There was this girl I became friends with in school. Everyone avoided her, but nobody would tell me why. One weekend, she invited me to sleep over at her house. Around 1am, I woke up needing to use the bathroom.

@Timmysofine So who learnt cockroach language and provided this funny conclusion to humans. Orisirisi

Guys, I’ve just learned that cockroaches run towards us when they feel threatened because they want us to protect them.

@WrittenBy_SS Even you marry into the family, they will always remind you of how they polished you ooo.. But I believe in love for you Sha

I thought dating a rich guy would solve all my problems. At first, it honestly felt like heaven. No more trekking under hot sun. No more “baby I’m broke.” If I said I liked something once, it would appear at my doorstep the next day. I was convinced God finally remembered me. Then I attended his family dinner. That was when I realized rich people don’t insult you directly. They do it professionally. His aunt looked at my bag and asked, “Aww cute… is it vintage?” It was not vintage. It was old. Another one asked where I studied and suddenly everybody started discussing schools abroad.. I just sat there smiling and chewing chicken like an orphan. But the final blow came from his mother. She smiled at me throughout the night. Even served me food herself. As we were leaving, she hugged me and whispered, “You’re a sweet girl. Just don’t get too attached.” I didn’t sleep that night..

@_MzJayde As in MY HAIR....good thing if your husband likes to know such but my own no send.

Is it right to tell your husband you want to cut your hair before doing so or you will just take the decision

@MarinatedTurks Now we know why the groom's parents did arranged marriage. How else will they marry off their monster of a son.

Marriage of 2 months, husband beats wife into coma. Oh Chi’m 😭😭😭 My friend just called to gist me serious wahala . Apparently, the wife complained to her cousin on phone that her husband hardly talks to her. She said anytime she asks him something, he ignores her until he feels ready to respond . Sometimes, hours later or even the next day. The marriage was arranged by their parents, so they never dated before getting married. Unknown to her, the husband was listening to the conversation. My friend was still on the call when her cousin's husband pounced on her and beat her severely. He was screaming, you are gossiping about me while beating her blue black. Strangling and hitting her head😞. She is currently in the hospital, unresponsive. Her mother is losing her mind. Just 2 months into marriage this kind wahala😭. God abeg🤦‍♀️.

@GbemiOO MEEEEEE

Do you know a person who is as lazy as they are hardworking ?

@PempressP It is possible depending on her kind of job and if she does walking free time daily. Working at a store plus going for park walks after for a friend gave same steps. Over time she gets use to it. Also, short steps instead of long strides can increase the steps count too.

A girl on TikTok said she walks 20k steps every day. Yesterday I wanted to see what that actually felt like, so I did 5k. My conclusion: she’s lying,because this morning I can feel so much pain in my thighs for 5k steps I can understand 10k, but 20k steps daily with a child? That’s basically 3 /4 hours of walking nonstop EVERY DAY. Be careful what you believe on social media.

@yosore23 What is the size and density of akara that they are adding seafood/chicken. Igbalode chefs 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who even send them to be adding chicken/seafood inside Akara?😂

@oneman_official Omo na see finish be that ooo.. 🤣🤣🤣....you no even code your badboy status to daddy

Some years back, I went to a village event with my dad. The officiator said he needs two virgins, boy and girl to come out and pick kolanut and alligator pepper for the elder of their kindred. I looked at my dad, he looked at me; I looked at him again, he looked at me. I stood to go and represent my kindred, my dad said: "Agu, sit down, I know who you are". 😂

@Toniatuslim He is still in the denial phase of grief. He will move from that phase once another lady starts doing same thing as late wife.

A man stood in front of his wife’s casket and said, ‘So you just decided to sleep for days without thinking of me?’ ‘Who will make my fresh meals, do my laundry, fold my clothes, remind me to take my meds, lock the doors, and tell me to have my bath?’ ‘You’re so selfish.’ Was he speaking from pain or selfishness?