burrito supreme

Fuck the strait of hormuz, open the gay of hormuz!

My Wife: I'm cheating on you. Me: GROK is this true?

@PaulyShore @PatrickRenna The disgust with which Crawl says "Rules?" is one of my favorite parts of the whole movie.

Why didn’t baby @PatrickRenna want my sandwich, doodzz? Doing a major flashback and reminiscing over one of our scenes together in Son in Law (available to stream right now on Hulu).

@Quackfer2510 @KyleKulinski ‘Cept for the sucking off the democrats part

@KyleKulinski This has pure 2010’s Kyle energy and I love it

Laser George Floyd

@CarrenDWard @dirtbagleft1 Massage parlor Kyle would hit bleached sell out Kyle with a "hack" and a "my ass cheeks" so fast...

@dirtbagleft1 🤪once upon a time Kyle would've picked that apart; paycheck compromised

Kyle Kulinski fawns over Kamala's disaster of an interview. He says she doesn't sound inauthentic, the interview went from good to great, she's an "upgrade" from the past and that "she's kinda fucking killing it".

@PaulyShore Peanut we maaaaade iiiiiit.

reply your favorite quote from any of my movies. repost if you're cool.

@ChapmanBurnett My dude, I didn’t know you reached down to clear the stone of leaves

Spotify is the only one who truly understands me

I think the only people who use the word skit are the ones who use it “incorrectly” to refer to a sketch.

@dylangarsee tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.…

The #ForceTheVote children amuse me. They think if you force a vote, you automatically win it. I originally supported the idea because progressives should use their leverage. But then I found out they had no plan for who would be Speaker next or how to win the vote. #Children

The #Nevewinter mount giveaway is live! Enter now until midnight, Dec. 16 for a chance to win 1 of 25 Boots of Misty Step keys (all platforms). Head over to the @DnDBeyond Advent Calendar and click on Day 12 to enter! 🐉📅 bit.ly/3Y5EGLL

A million retweets and I’ll say a curse word before Twitter shuts down.

Do they really make a chemical that you put in a pool that turns the color of pee to a neon green so we can shame the person who peed in the pool?

@Arcane_Motion @scrabblegeek @aww102 @DnDBeyond Just to clarify, the official apology text linked above does say “properly vetted”

@scrabblegeek @aww102 @DnDBeyond The article says "not all parts we're vetted" So, it didn't get past them, they just don't even get to see all the content before it's published.

We failed our adventurers, and we are truly sorry. Our statement on the Hadozee: dndbeyond.com/posts/1334-sta…

@ChapmanBurnett Wow…really makes you think, ya know?

@ChrissySh Ok, but hear me out…Sarah Jurassica Parker

Sarah Jessica Parker seems so much like a Sarah Jessica Parker but not at all like a Sarah.

@DigitalSisyphus @janky_pinto I think it might be the movie I have seen the most times. I love it.

Hello world. It seems all your love requesting #Biodome2 seriously could be actually happening. It looks like Bud and Doyle could be going to Mars Tell Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk to grab some popcorn and we'll see them at the premiere sometime in 2023. Purple sticky punge dooooodzz

Not enough talk about the Dallas mavericks’ (second?) mascot, Mavs Man. He’s part man part basketball. How? Why? Whyeeeeee?

A fart is a wish a poop makes