Pyromonkey ⛏️🔥

@littlemankay basically all the added emotes were the mockery

Tim sweeney after cutting off 1000 employees then making a joke about it during shop refresh bc hes a useless prick

@bipsyGG get a high end office chair, preferably with a mesh back

OKAY I NEED COMPUTER CHAIR RECOMMENDS Gaming chairs are cute and all but they definitely aren’t for 12 hour a day use. I need something comfy for my ass, without a herman miller price tag Please elp 🤍

@AllyJax_ good idea pivoting out of og since it will definitely be gone on the next round of layoffs

Quick announcement I will be starting to cover more global bugs/issues, not just almost exclusively OG. Visual, gameplay, you name it, I'll try to cover more issues. I want to help out Epic with this type of stuff as much as possible, especially with their QA being hit hard.

@Sekigema 6%

im installing windows 11, what are the odds everything works by tonights stream?

@dom_lucre anyone involved in that, and the push to poison everyone should get death penalty, minimum

🔥🚨BREAKING: Real estate attorney Bryan McKenna cried like a newborn in court after he got sentenced to up to 6 years in prison for stealing $4.4 million in COVID funds. McKenna claims he blew the money on his CEO girlfriend and son’s “mental health.”

@cerisbeech no i didnt develop a interest in feet

@Pyromonkey360 You did?

Honey? What's wrong? You haven't touched your foot ice cream.

@Kyonko_VT not just the uk i heard

Ffs UK, only getting worse over here...

@MelohRush on java yes, but bedrock is a ridiculous cashgrab, even if people want to publish mods for free they arent allowed to because microsoft wants you to buy minecoins

In the age where literally everything is either a subscription service or a battle pass, Minecraft continues to update the game for free with new content No matter how small of an update, I will always be more appreciative of them than any other company that charges for updates

@ArtemisFrostt yeah, it was regular, and i would avoid doing basically everything because breathing was a challenge

@Pyromonkey360 You had symptoms mimicking a heart attack from soy? 😵‍💫

I had a whole thing typed out but TLDR: Artific intelligence just diagnosed me after the ER gave me a BS diagnosis and displayed malpractice by not listening to my medical history and making me experience horrible symptoms for NO good (very preventable) reasons. Their ultimate diagnosis: You have precordial catch syndrome so you just have been getting chest pains for funsies and for no reason since you were younger even though this sometimes lasts you days and what we diagnosed you with only lasts about 30 seconds usually! :D AI: gives me ideas of what it could be with symptoms that match, narrowing things down as I give more information, and ultimately giving me the potential answer. Never let AI actually diagnose you but at least I now know where to start and it isn’t lung or cardiac.

@ArtemisFrostt the issue is that now i cant buy anything from the supermarket anymore because everything has it

@ArtemisFrostt have you tried cutting all soy products from your diet, i basically struggled with that basically all the time until i changed from it, and after a week those symptoms just started vanishing, also palm oil and canola will give even worse symptoms, at this point its worth trying

@Mr_Husky1 me reading all the comments, then knowing that if its the opposite the comments would go 180°

I’m about to get married, and my fiancé knows I have an inheritance that was left to me by my grandparents. It’s in my name only, and I’ve been saving it for years. Now he’s saying that before we get married, I should put the entire inheritance into a joint account so we can “start fresh together,” or he doesn’t think we should go through with the wedding. I’m 36 already and this is something my family worked hard to leave me. I’m torn between wanting to build a life together and feeling like I’m being pressured to give up something important to me. What do you think I should do? By isitmeaitah

@lirieon grilled pls, not a fan of fried

@Pyromonkey360 do you prefer your wiwi grilled or fried?

you cast your gaze downward - behold! right at your feet, a wretched and profoundly pitiful creature. tell me, do you punt the miserable thing into oblivion, or do you spare it by your boundless grace?

@Artemisfornow then 6 months after they add a transmission fee that will quintuple your bill for sending power to the grid

Ed’s new plan is plug in solar. Significant reductions is misinformation. Average kit costs £300-£600. It will take 3-7 years to pay back that cost in energy bill reduction. BUT … the plug in solar only has a 2 year warranty at best. All made in China using coal and oil 🤡

@Reddit_Retards well this is good, they are just identifying themselves instead of everyone having to hunt

New gender just dropped

@pox1016 @TimSweeneyEpic what source code, it is just unreal engine with very little changes, everything init is just cookie cut stuff put together

Hey @TimSweeneyEpic, I hope the Fortnite source code gets leaked at some point since someone already has it; you deserve it at this point, it doesn't matter that it's from 2015, it still works

@Marmitex78 pay close attention to the frogs, hope you got a extra book

Nothing beats a makeshift treehouse for researching Frogs

@Velifu1 you can just use mine, you dont need to ask

im crying my new pfp is so stupid im gonna go on a hunt for pfps when im back from gym im in gremly mood NYA

@VeenaSomnia i would use this for art somehow

Hi, my name is Veena and my sweat turns anything it touches green, AMA P. S. Idk what causes this so I have just accepted the shrekening