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@verysurly All Houston suburbs are parasites

As someone who lives in Clear Lake I find this extremely funny. Houstonians have always loved to claim NASA, but people who live in the loop generally can’t be bothered to drive down here or even acknowledge that this is literally a neighborhood of Houston proper.

@ReikoSPCT @DKramer_ Why would someone give you free license?

@DKramer_ Hello, I just wanted to follow up on my earlier request. I would appreciate it if you could get back to me.

The formal unveiling of Ichiro Suzuki’s statue here at T-Mobile Park, with the reveal featuring Ken Griffey Jr., Edgar Martinez and John Stanton.

@elonmusk @elonmusk can you try this on the Arc de Tromph roundabout?

Smooth

@kloss_xyz Don’t call him a tiktoker, clown

Meet Sam Altman’s worst nightmare. This TikToker found a growth cheat code: show how AI constantly lies. He makes weekly videos on ChatGPT. Even got a video reply from Sama. And in a time where almost everyone’s either fear mongering AI or worshipping it, this is refreshing.

@SStapczynski Has Oman been quiet? How do they feel about all this?

“Effective immediately, the United States Navy, the Finest in the World, will begin the process of BLOCKADING any and all Ships trying to enter, or leave, the Strait of Hormuz” (No LNG cargo has left the Persian Gulf in over a month. And doesnt seem like that will resume soon)

@Tubze @unusual_whales Looks like it’s your turn to be the mandatory clown to post this. Stop whining

@unusual_whales This dude is so out of touch with reality... The Ultra rich have no idea what life is actually like for most people.

Kevin O'Leary says you can become a millionaire on $69,000 a year. “Take 20% of your salary of $69,000 and put it into the market each week and don't touch it”

@Kschulze31 @PhillyGuyMD22 @kwyjibo35 @JeffStorobinsky Are you not? Tell me…

@PzzaSlize @PhillyGuyMD22 @kwyjibo35 @JeffStorobinsky Am though? What else has been discussed ?

Prior to the 800 pm deadline tonight Trump will falsely claim that Iran has agreed to something that they have not. He will then say we're extending the deadline by 2 weeks Iran will then issue a statement claiming they have agreed to nothing It has become quite obvious that there will be no resolution in 2 weeks or even two months Fuel prices will continue to rise fueling inflation

@coleroach95 @AggieFootball @Roadto26usa Yes

@PzzaSlize @AggieFootball @Roadto26usa Hater

The beautiful game in our house.

@Romo_0808 @GasGiant_O You better behave

@GasGiant_O How long will this account last before @PzzaSlize takes you down again?

@Kschulze31 @PhillyGuyMD22 @kwyjibo35 @JeffStorobinsky Sounds like you’re one of those people that blindly take one political side no matter what. How are you the one saying others lack brain?

@PhillyGuyMD22 @kwyjibo35 @JeffStorobinsky Do you honestly think that if the Biden admin had this info for for 4 years and Trump was guilty of anything concerning Epstein , that they would not have charged him ? I mean “Come On Man”

@nemir @SalihSanAntonio @fpereyra @Uber #victim

hey @Uber — yesterday a driver stole my purse with my passport and prescription medicine for my 76-year-old mother. your AI agent can’t seem to recognize I’m reporting theft. why am I not able to talk to a human being?

@NoncePutin @DiveBomb321 @romanchuk8 I don’t even remember, but it was a good opportunity to send him packing

@PzzaSlize @DiveBomb321 @romanchuk8 What had he said this time?

Doing God’s work @DiveBomb321 @romanchuk8 #natgas

@Shashank1171 To be perfectly clear, to the uninformed believing this guy. #natgas does not trade over the weekend in secret hedge fund / utility facing circles. Only next day physical gas trades and it has nothing to do with this nonsense.

OTC activity in #natgas spiked 20-30% post Iranian attack on Qatar (20% world NG supply). Airspace is closed, means is no LNG tanker can move without air shield. What USA will spend on war will recover from selling natural gas at higher price point.

@SilverbackSense @realDonaldTrump Arm chair quarterback lol

@realDonaldTrump please direct Congress to open an investigation regarding the multiple recent instances where silver prices were rising to record highs while the paper market is being exposed as a ponzi scheme of fake ozt. And then CME halted trading due to a "glitch". How fragile is the ecosystem? Or is it market manipulation? Are national and neighborhood banks next? Will their doors just get locked so people cannot get their money?

Due to a technical issue, the CME Globex Metals and Natural Gas futures and options markets were halted at 12:15 p.m. today. Natural gas futures and options markets reopened at 12:50CT. Metals markets will reopen at 1:45CT.

@The_Office9 Why are you tagging random crap?

#silver #gold #natgas #oil 🤔🤔

@SenDuckworth This is why we’re so divided. Thanks

For all those who didn't watch tonight, allow me to summarize: The liar lied again.

@AndrewYang “My made up 10 year old”

My 10-year old: “Why are only half the people clapping?”

@hissgoescobra Sure “John Jackson”

The cartels are attacking high-end resorts filled with westerners in response to operations that involved the U.S. military. I’ve been to those areas in Puerto Vallarta. Hundreds of Americans. This was totally expected. Was our government prepared? Time will tell.