Q2turn Queen, RN 🧠

Pt: “I see two dead people” Me: “are they bothering you?” Pt: “no” Me: “Well let me know if they start to bother you” Pt: “thank you” 🤷🏻‍♀️

You know your kid doesn’t feel good because she’s not talking at all

Telling the American people that you can’t fund their healthcare and daycare on the same day that you send a rocket to the moon sure is some smooth messaging.

there should be a website where you can post your wishes and rich ppl who don't know what to do with their money can give you an anonymous gift🙂‍↔️🥹

I have reach and passed my Oura ring activity goal everyday this week so excuse me while I take it easy tomorrow

Also people say peppa pig sucks but this thing actually teaches them things??? They are talking about recycling and drains

The worst part about being a parents is waking up in the morning because I don’t want to get out of bed so I jus turn the tv on and we lay in bed together cause it’s 7am wtf

@Chelabellaa We’re at $4.30

Gas is about to hit $4 🤢

do u remember how crazy What Not To Wear was? the people you loved emailed somebody saying you dressed ugly and then they put you under surveillance, kidnapped you, and threw away all your clothes

Round ligament pain is the worst!!!!!! Especially when my hips and back already hurt

My left eye won’t stop twitching HELP

Waking to nauseous is one of the worst feelings and of course I have to take my omeprazole and that makes me more nauseous

Why is it so hard to name your second kid

I planted beautiful flowers on the side of my house yesterday and my hips are regretting it this morning

My bestie is engaged!!!!

i love talkative cats like yeah meow meow u r so real

very much talking to myself

Do you know how bad things have to be for me to let this kid take a small 30 minute nap at 4pm ?????

Nothing like a 7am complete meltdown because the cup is pink and not purple

SOS I have no candy in my house

My greatest accomplishment as a parent so far is how my kid eats