Brittany Lander

how do i tell my brain that anxiety is for serious situations and not responding to a text message

There was a time in my life when I didn’t know who Erika Kirk was and I really took that for granted.

this is what clocking in to argue with your father as the eldest daughter feels like

POV: It's your day off tomorrow and you don't need to set your daily alarm and suddenly it starts raining

It really is true what they say about Vanderpump Rules. You can watch other reality shows and try to chase that high but no other show is even half as good

they should invent button up shirts that fit people with boobs

A LOT GOING ON AT THE MOMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!

The horrors persist but so do libraries, books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word ‘fuck’, the moon and the sea.

I was born in the right generation I love Hannah Montana and Taylor swift

Samie was upset about the pie longer than her and ciaran lasted

Lucinda Strafford, thank you for this moment. #LoveIslandAllStars

ban it from showing the people i went to high school with what they’d look like as a cartoon character too while you’re at it

NGL, our giant river otters are still screeching over their new Zoo parent, Uncle Trav! 💚 Adopting one of our animals contributes directly to their care. You can adopt your own Philly Zoo animal here! bit.ly/4hh5a6c Much love to the entire Kelce fam!

I’ve never, ever hated anyone more than Belle in the 10+ years I’ve watched this show. Horrible nasty cow #loveisland #loveislandallstars

The only brand deal Belle will be getting after this season #LoveIsland #LoveIslandAllStars

Jessie getting embarassed by her dad on @LoveIsland for her weirdo behavior sat so well with me ☺️

As a parent, telling your child the phone works both ways is some evil sht lol.

Why is the U.S. Department of Homeland Security on Twitter arguing with Cardi B? Y’all are a federal agency. Your job is national security, not clapping back at celebrities because they criticized U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement. This is so dangerously weird.

Not our official government pages beefing on Twitter with cardi b- this place is a joke

USPS tracking: Step 1: We don't think it exists Step 2: Delivered