Ranjah Sam

@gubaso2 Mapenzi ya primary was organic, mimi kuna morio wa class 8 alipita nakangu saa hiyo niko class 7 sijawai umwa hivyo & there's nothing I could do😭😭😭

Kuna siku Morio wangu tukiwa Primary school pale Kapselet alichekesha kadem kangu Chelo tukiwa class kuniliko On top of it akakapea maji ya kunywa🥲 Mailaward Sijai nyonga kijana ya wenyewe hivo. Mahali uko Little John i am very Sorry hiyo nugu ata ilioleka na jamaa ya nduthi.

@onjolo_kenya Bana but heri Tim kuliko that murderer called Didmus. Bungoma resident about to enjoy goodies from Didmus coz the amount of handout he's dishing 🤑🤑

@Qanjoh Wabukusu karibu wakushambulie😂😂😂

Nimeona huyo ndugu ya Weta ameingia Linda mwananchi, mnafikiria kenye mimi nafikiria ama 🤨

@Fred__onkundi @swahiling @Masika_039 You need to understand politics esp here in Kenya. That one by election (ol Kalou) was meant to swing the wave and that is why it was not about MP seat but the bigger picture. Look at how uda win in kiambaa by election swinged the wave in ruto's favour

@swahiling @Masika_039 UDA a new party in 2021 won against jubilee re kawanjiku na hawakubehave ivi this ones are concentrating on a by election result yet competitors have moved on no court cases totally focused on the big election next year. There is levels to this game

Lakini hii majamaa ni wachokozi...😃

@fredrik_mutisya Don't be so happy when your wife becomes so comfortable with your cheating character, behind the scenes unaeza kuwa unapangiwa bigger & she may win it.

Imebidi wife anitafutie another side chik coz I wasn't happy after christabel broke my heart and it affected our marriage...now am happy with new side chik and my wife is happy

@jeremymuthomi_ I was rebellious against my dad until one day while I was in class 5 he asked me to accompany him purchase fertilizer & he found the price had increased and he had no extra cash .....huyo mzee alitoka nje akakaa kwa nyasi for more than 30 mins na hapo ndiyo nilianza kuelewa mzae.

I have started understanding my dad bro.

@Naomikibandi Very soon naona Sudi au kasongo akienda wamunyoro

Jimmy Wanjigi visits Wamunyoro again. It’s like something is cooking

@kevinmogoi5 @kafangi Huoni kama unarukia jamaa wa ile mrengo ingine ya rangi za upinde

@kafangi Akikupea Kuma utakataa?

Mnaweka hadi King Kalala mimba, enyewe huku nje mko na effort.

@The_Nyerian Wacha mchezo nani, wamumbi chief goon na hao vinyangarika wengine from that area

Huyu ni kagwe. Nyerians don't do nonsense politics. Ata Gachagua anajua hivo.

@kafangi Alikunja eti anazungusha manguo in the villages kiasi wamesettle mpaka wako msikiti

Mimi ata nilishangaa kuona ol kalou by-election kulikuwa na muislamu

@kafangi Pepino nayo tulikulia

Kuna story imekuwa huko TikTok ya a breed of cow called Girolando, sijui kama ni another scam cooking kama ile mayai ya quails or the pepino scam?

@epcogal Ask the locals whether there's an aircraft making rounds on the sky I used to see these patterns around Naivasha

I've been researching and analyzing data from Kenya meteorological department for north rift region in the last 5 yrs, and all i can say we have no reason to lack rain, despite all deforestation playing a factor, position of ITCZ from south Sudan etc .Was the weather manipulated?

@Ge_Bryan @Broadbasedgal Eti experience my foot...this nation need a different direction away from these old fossils you're referring as senior citizen otherwise replacing kasongo with the likes of Kalonzo/matiangi/maraga expect uproar & demos in their regime.

@Broadbasedgal Hizi ni ticket za ujinga...You guys need to understand the level of Kenya as a nation... The king makers can't allow two young chaps to lead... The president must be a senior citizen with years of experience in national/public administration deputised by Sifuna.

BREAKING NEWS: Rigathi Gachagua is seriously considering this ticket according to insiders President — Edwin Sifuna Running mate — John Methu Hii ticket inaweza kushinda Ruto kweli?

@NahashonKimemia Kiongos hii hesabu divide by 2 then that should be your results; sasa anza kuwaza kama kasongo can attain that from his support bases

Assuming high voter registration & voter turnout. Here are the figures 1. Mt Kenya West: 4.8 million 2. Luhya: 3.9 million 3. Kamba: 2.9 million 4. Mt Kenya East: 1.9 million 5. Kisii: 1.6 million Total: 15.1 million I haven't even added Gen Zs, salaried workers, Kipsigis, etc

@Willykamau01 @MwongelaHub Apana tambua that nonsense mf

@Qanjoh @MwongelaHub Yea you better recognize!

Naskia wakiuliza Hawa utoka wapi time ya elections hawajui ni wetu

@HKebeya Mt Kenya leaders who jumps to Linda mwanainchi just know they are ruto's moles.

Ni mole si mole

@jimNjue_ A level 6 hospital in Meru with fully equiped cancer center wing

I hear they have convinced Ruto to forget about ‘Mt Kenya West’ and invest everything he can in ‘Mt Kenya East’. Rumors are saying we should prepare our granaries, goodies of unfathomable proportions are coming. Speaking for Embu and Meru, here’s a list of the things we want. 1. Dualling of Makutano- Mwea- Embu- Meru Road by 2027 August. We want Miraa to reach Nairobi within 45 minutes Max. 2. Submersible Electric Water Pumps for every active or aspiring Miraa farmer. 3. Irrigation Water in the remaining areas especially Mbeere and Tharaka. 4. Electricity in the remaining areas of Lower Embu, Lower Meru, Tharaka and Mbeere. 5. Upgrading of Meru town to City Status by 2027 August. 6. Subsidies on Farm inputs such as Pesticides for Miraa crops. 7. Tarmacing of 500 Kilometers of feeder roads in our interiors to connect smoothly with the Main Roads. That’s enough. we’re not asking for a lot. Please Note: If you come here to abuse Gachagua, you will run. Bring goodies but behave yourselves. Also, don’t bring us beans and rice. We have farms and we’re not crippled. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

I want to take this opportunity to express my gratitude to my brother and friend, Senator Kaba @methumuhia. Some people support a campaign. Others dedicate their entire lives to it. Senator John Methu did the latter. Senator Methu gave his heart, mind, and soul to this victory. He was not just my campaign team leader—he was my brother, my friend, and my greatest pillar throughout this journey. Together with his family, he opened the doors of his Mugumo home in Rurii and turned it into the heartbeat of our campaign. For months, it became a home away from home for hundreds of our supporters. It was where we held strategy meetings, planned our next moves, rested after long days on the campaign trail, shared tea, found encouragement, and renewed our strength before returning to the people. His generosity, sacrifice, and hospitality were extraordinary. He gave us more than a meeting place—he gave us a sanctuary and a foundation upon which this historic victory was built. My brother, Senator Methu, words cannot fully express my gratitude. Your loyalty, friendship, and selfless commitment will forever have a special place in my heart. This victory belongs to the people of Ol Kalou, but history will remember the immense role you and your family played in making it possible. May God richly bless you, your wife, and your entire family. Asante sana, my brother, Bwana SG.

@kafangi Kigura I thought ni our area pekee ilifanyika ...hao brokers most of them walienda sayuni kitambo

Hii business ilifanya vijana wengi huko ocha wakapata ukimwi, one day I will tell a story.

@kafangi Then ukaamua wewe ndiye ulichagulia olkalou🤣🤣🤣

@Qanjoh 😂😂 sijalewa for the longest time

Kama every Friday ama weekend lazima ulewe as man unafaa ujiite kamkutano juu hakuna mahali unaenda in this life.