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Everybody: You got a new Twitter?? What happened?
Me: Them hoes suspended the fuck outta me.
Everybody: Suspended?! For how long?
Me: life sentence
Everybody: Why?! What did you say??
Me:
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@QaptainPlanet
No Arby’s slander will be tolerated. The only wedges we acknowledge come from potatoes. 30+ Twitter. RIP @CrazyDawg07 🇭🇹 x 🇭🇳
Katılım Şubat 2020
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@theBrianaJ Hell nah. Every married nigga would be locked up by now. 😂
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he just be doing shit.. see what happens when you don’t get black coochie on a regular.
FearBuck@FearedBuck
Tiger Woods was seen leaving jail after being charged with a DUI. (📸: Christopher Oquendo & Joe Raedle / Getty Images)
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Ppl don’t talk enough about how inconvenient it is when your Apple Pencil dies.
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The older I get, the more I consider carrying a 1911. Cuz I swear I don’t be bothering nobody!
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Wanna hear something wild? I ordered candles from @bathbodyworks on Dec 5 & my order is still awaiting carrier pickup. How that work??
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I’ve been feeling bummy as fuck since surgery. Like, I can’t do shit so I don’t feel like doing shit.
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I really ain’t think the dodgers would pull it off.
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I got real life friends. I thank God for my ppl every single day.
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