Qinuthia

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If you weighed 100 kilos on Earth, you would only weigh 38 kilos on Mars. You're not fat - you're just on the wrong planet.

@MkenyaMzi Anza na chai bro unaweza pata umeinvent cuisine.

I am learning how to cook with herbs, so I got Rosemary, thyme and Parsley, the only issue now is I dont know what should start, and i dont even know what meal I should cook with them😂

@Asamoh_ Some think a Kip can vote for anyone else apart from Ruto.

There are people who actually believe that kales can vote Gachagua instead of Ruto in a presidential election 😂😂😂😂😂

@kefgis @ivymuthe I thought ni 4m , kuna Mzee naenda kuvuruga home.

@Qinuthia @ivymuthe 6m not 4

Imagine sharing a border with a neighbor who deliberately plants his entire land with eucalyptus trees, aiming to make millions, while knowingly causing you serious financial losses.

@_CrazyNairobian Tunacheza na Royco cube kama prime De Bruyne .

Tomatoes are now a luxury... Bachelors tunacheza na kitungu na tomato paste siku hizi.

Opposition leadership. Presidential candidate- @skmusyoka Running mate - @edwinsifuna

@KatheuNzyimi I know a guy who can do it for something little.

I need to get my male cat castrated....like ASAP. Do vets handle this?

@Its_Nova1012 Windows

What was your first mobile OS? - Symbian - iOS - Windows Phone - Android And what is your daily driver now?

@ivymuthe DMing a stranger about your wife instead of addressing her is Sus behaviour

Once you taste ripened mangoes the ones in your backyard tastes sour 😂

@tonnie_moremi @OCHI_RAS Umeconfirm Taiwo😂😂😂😂

@tonnie_moremi @OCHI_RAS Hiyo ya pili Jina inatoa Yesu, lakini si ule mtoto Fundi.

Kwani tushawekwa?

2 billion British pounds spent and our center backs are Chalobah and Adarabioyo, not even dictators have committed these levels of crimes before

@Mghazake 💯

Imagine Gachagua akue president alafu ikue region fulani haikumpigia kura,how will he handle that region? Huyo jamaa naye is a no.

@Asamoh_ @HonKangata It's on of the written rules of Dictatorship Camp for Populists.DCP

The fact that Kikuyus are ready to vote out @HonKangata only because of his party despite his development record means the noise about Ruto is not ideological but basically ethnic entitlement by Mount Kenya.

@Kaluluuu 😂😂😂

20k kupeana bila collateral ngumu labda utume picha kama umeshika penis

Kuna jamaa mwingine alikuwa mkora alikuwa anakula pesa ya club fulani highschool sahii ni reverend ako na kanisa yake huko thika road. Nilipitianga hapo nikitoka zido aki wamama walishangaa ju mi naye nilianza kucheka 😂😂

@MkenyaMzi Finally, someone who gets it.

Njahi is elite food but you have to know how to cook it well