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Good time to be reminded that rich Westerners paid to be able to shoot at Muslims in Bosnia.

@RespectfulMemes Why is it respectful? I thought ambulance is free in all country?

"Gorillas eat plants and they're jacked, so we can too." Let's have a look at the gorilla, shall we. A silverback gorilla weighing 200kg, casually deadlifting small trees and tearing limbs off other gorillas in the morning, has the following equipment list compared to you: - A digestive tract roughly 60% longer than yours, proportionally, with an enormous hindgut where microbial fermentation breaks down cellulose into short-chain fatty acids he then absorbs as a primary energy source. You do not have this. Your hindgut is small, decorative, and primarily there to make awkward noises in meetings. - A jaw with a sagittal crest, a vertical ridge of bone on the top of the skull where his temporalis muscle anchors, generating a bite force of approximately 1,300 PSI. Yours is about 160. He uses his to chew bark. You use yours to nibble a sourdough croissant. - Twelve to fourteen hours a day spent chewing. Not eating. Chewing. He must masticate roughly 18kg of fibrous vegetation daily just to extract enough calories to keep being a gorilla. Your lunch break is forty minutes. - A gut microbiome dominated by bacteria genuinely capable of fermenting plant matter into usable nutrition. Yours is dominated by whatever survived your last course of antibiotics and a complicated relationship with hummus. - Teeth designed for grinding tough vegetation. Yours are designed for tearing flesh and crushing the occasional walnut, which is why you intuitively reach for the steak and not the bark. - A 200kg body that nature has engineered to live entirely off shoots, stems, leaves, and the occasional insect by accident. Your body, by contrast, was engineered by two million years of hunting and scavenging large herbivores on the African savannah. You are not a gorilla. You are the thing the gorilla would lose a fight to if the gorilla were a deer and you had a spear. Eat accordingly.

Activist: "Wool is cruel. The sheep should be left alone." Farmer: "Alone where?" Activist: "In a sanctuary." Farmer: "Doing what." Activist: "Just being a sheep." Farmer: "Sheep have been bred for ten thousand years to grow a fleece that doesn't stop. If I don't shear her, she overheats, gets fly strike, and dies in her own coat with maggots eating her from the skin down." Activist: "Then breed sheep that don't grow wool." Farmer: "We did. They're called mouflon. They live on cliffs in Sardinia and would last forty minutes on a Welsh hillside before something ate them." Activist: "I just don't think we should use animals for clothing." Farmer: "What's your jumper made of." Activist: "...recycled polyester." Farmer: "Plastic, then. Sheds microfibre into the washing machine every wash. The fibres go through the filter, into the river, into the fish, into you. When you're done with it, it sits in a landfill for four hundred years. My sheep's fleece composts in a hedge in eighteen months and grew back on her this spring." Activist: "But the sheep didn't consent." Farmer: "She was lying down with her eyes closed when I finished. She got up and went back to eating. I'd suggest you ask her how she feels, but she's busy, and I think she's already given her answer."

Abusers as well. This man has stabbed his girlfriend in 2017, was not convicted because allegedly, he took up a lawyer and she withdrawed her report. Yesterday, he STABBED another woman IN THE NECK with a pen. He is married with kids with someone else.

@OmoAlade007 @TheCrypticLad That is your answer

@TheCrypticLad Tornadoes ain't clean mate

If air is technically colorless, how come other people can visibly see airbending? And how was Sokka able to clearly see it in that scene? 🤔

@Im_a_nerd__ Paralyzed waterbender or airbender moving joints with bending.

Toph was blind, yet she could see through the earth, and ming-hua had no arms but could still bend water. What disability do you think fire and air could adapt to?

そうだね。

@PicturesFoIder We all know it’s cause the devil wears Prada

Warra

@IzzraifHarz Shit like this is the reason why we re obese and diabetic.

grew up eating roti canai with condensed milk. also have anyone tried ketupat with condensed milk? it’s so good 🤤

Mak dia pun enabler siap suruh tinggal mayat that girl atas jalan. Kt sini mmg, anak lelaki buat salah ke apa, mak always jd enabler. Same goes to kes dadah, siapa lg yg selalu pergi jamin kalau bukan mak sendiri. Tak faham jugak aku pun.

@daudsu86 @BendiTheBagak Tak boleh bunuh orang Tak boleh bunuh orang Tak boleh bunuh orang Tak boleh bunuh orang Tak boleh bunuh orang Tak boleh bunuh orang Tak boleh bunuh orang Tak boleh bunuh orang Tak boleh bunuh orang Tak boleh bunuh orang Tak boleh bunuh orang Tak boleh bunuh orang

@BendiTheBagak what about the state of women these days, dah ada partner tapi sibuk nk gatal bergaul ngan laki lain, like bruh she literally went 2 different dudes in a same day like what the fuck bro, cant women just socialize with one man and just one man not bunch of dudes

The state of men today is horrible. Really. Kalau dia sakitkan hati kau (tak refer kepada si mangsa) pun, kau tak payah sampai bunuh la sial. Tak payah pukul ke apa. Kau belum kahwin pun. Move on break je la. Lelaki zaman skrg macam sial, tak pernah kena belasah jadi gini la.

@hlovo_ Facts after facts, u ate a book for breakfast, lunch and dinner?

Ronaldo and Messi are far more famous than LeBron and even they don’t match up to Michael Jackson

I’m closer in fame to LeBron than LeBron is to Michael. Keep in mind that nobody knows me.

@justinboldaji There s no peace for the likes of him!

Rest in piss loser!!

I should not be nervous of eating.

Pelik, pusat zakat bukan main teliti bila nak agih zakat dekat fakir miskin takut diorang menipu. Tapi, bila bagi dekat NGO, boleh pula cakap "bukan salah kami kalau diorang salah guna." Walhal penyelewengan tu berlaku bertahun-tahun dan sudah diberi amaran!

On an unrelated note, remember this?

sedarlah gais, musuh kita bukan sesama rakyat berlainan bangsa tapi antara kita dengan golongan ‘elit’ yang songlap duit rakyat untuk kesenangan hidup depa anak beranak.