Qkumber

@kamikokana Playful like or 'haha time for hospital' like?

i NEED to bite you

@kamikokana Its 1:30pm here kana, even here you're a lay-about :P

i just woke up at 10pm...... i have become australian

@obakeookami Aggressive dogs are the result of breeding and not the owners!

I CANT GET BAITED I CANT GET BAITED I CANT GET BAITED I CANT GET BAITED I CANT GET BAITED

@kamikokana Weird yeah, making any comment about dating in [CURRENT YEAR] is striking the hornets nest

@Qkumber2 it's mega weird to have randos say my own experiences are wrong it makes me want to blow them up with a pipe bomb 🤯🤯🤯🤯

HOLY SHIT THE REPLIES ON THIS ARE CRAZY

@obakeookami H-how about ugly boys?

i want a cute boy to sing karaoke with and look into their eyes while we sing love songs but im scared of cute boys

what does arcanine say about me post yours below i'll judge every single one who replies

@kamikokana White woman

@kamikokana Its like incest porn. Its fun to fantasize but I don't think I'd ever fuck my own mother

dear men of twitter: why do you like them crazy

@kamikokana @HarlequinClips You go in the bed of the truck with a leash that is far too long

@HarlequinClips if my prey drive kicks in i'm yeeting myself out the window

You Can Do It Because… 👉👈 #WolpinTime

@kamikokana In other news: the sky is blue, water is wet and the sun rises in the east!

this checks out

@obakeookami Unless that's the sound of vomitting, super disagree

why are tattoos so..... mmgghmmm......

@kamikokana Girls are always sexier when they're almost retarded

is it still sexy if my brain dont work

@kamikokana Yes but usually the mouths of other people

does anyone ever think about how the only feasible solution to a minor inconvenience is putting a shotgun barrel in your mouth and pulling the trigger

@kamikokana *looks left* *looks right* *points to myself and mouths "me?"* *shrugs and unzips*

its so hot... im melting.........ac is broken..... save me white man save me

@kamikokana Excellent... she is succumbing to the propaganda

@obakeookami Why does the vet look like he is from a 2018 yt web series?

drew what my dog and the vet looked like when asta was getting his physical exam 👀

@obakeookami Asta confirmed for silly Billy, also a fatty fat boombalaya

just got back from the vet. didn't do an x-ray, but after a physical exam the vet thinks he's totally fine and it's probably a muscle sprain. i got some meds for him and i'm sOOOOOOOOOO RELIEVED YOU HAVE NO IDEA. omfg. i was sweating it

@obakeookami Hears hoping he is just a silly Billy like his owner and just jarred his leg doing something dumb

@Qkumber2 going to a vet tomorrow to see how serious it is. hopefully he only needs pain meds and it's something minor :(

asta has some hip injury/sensitivity and refuses to go up the stairs. im freaking tf out yall !!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭

@obakeookami Well that's dreadful to hear kana, is there anything you can do about it at all?

@Qkumber2 unfortunately im starting to believe its hip dysplasia becaus thats incredibly common in australian shepherds. im still monitoring him but my sisters bf said his legs are bowing/leaning together when he goes upstairs which is really really bad news.