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@Doctor_Magic_ @chefsevenn ahahahhaha reminded me of my moment of mussels 🤣🤣🤣 Had to hold onto toilet seat so I dont fly off

@chefsevenn Forget the drinks , grab yourself some toilet paper

Best drink to pair with this meal?

@cantonmeow FOMC and CME need to become nothing burgers

The trading volume is surprisingly low for a supposedly volatile FOMC afternoon.

@CastilloTrading or perhaps stopped trying to convince others?

Just went through my Following list on X. It's wild to see so many people I used to respect and look up to just no longer active on X or posting. Makes me wonder one of two things; 1) Did they make life changing money and sail into the sunset? or 2) Have they lost it all?

@cantonmeow hahhaa

Oh my god I'm losing followers and I'm wondering why

The truth of lip urine is this When you pee in a urinal Bladder forces out your piss Plus gravity potential Causes a stochastic splash Some'd end up on your lip As fear and acceptance clash You're forced to get a grip You didn't ask for all this But the lip urine don't miss

@cantonmeow yes please

US 10 year yield Wyckoff distribution? Just an idea

@Souitenesse_eth @le_Parisien ahhahah im saving this

Lancer de strings, twerk et battles de hip-hop… Theodora époustouflante pour le premier concert de sa tournée ➡️ l.leparisien.fr/j2y7

@AssetsNorris @gothburz Imagine thinking someone was gonna read all that lol

@gothburz Please get to the point in the first place. What a waste of time. You’re gonna get marked as a spam account for this crap

My net worth peaked at $1.2 million. None of it was real. I don't mean that philosophically. I mean it was located on servers that have since been turned off. I own eleven properties in the metaverse. Three in Decentraland. Four in The Sandbox. Two in Voxels. One in Otherside. And a beachfront villa in Horizon Worlds that I bought for $214,000 because Mark Zuckerberg called it "the next frontier." The frontier closed last week. It's a mobile app now. Last year I mass DM'd 340 people the phrase "you don't understand how early we are." I have since stopped doing that. Not because I was wrong. Because most of them blocked me. I got into metaverse real estate in November 2021. Everyone was buying. Someone paid $450,000 to be Snoop Dogg's neighbor. In a video game. With no legs. The avatars didn't have legs. I thought that was bullish. "The legs are coming," I told my Discord. "Legs are a roadmap item." Three hundred people reacted with rocket emojis. I called myself a "digital land baron." I put it in my Twitter bio. I put it in my LinkedIn headline. I said it on a podcast that had eleven listeners. Three of them were bots. The rest were my alts. My virtual property has more square footage than my actual apartment. My actual apartment has furniture. Location, location, location. My most valuable asset was a plot next to a virtual Gucci store. Gucci left in 2023. The store is still there. Nobody's in it. It's like a mall in Ohio but with worse graphics and no food court. I held. Diamond hands. That's what we said. "Diamond hands." It means refusing to sell while your investment loses 94% of its value. We turned financial paralysis into a personality trait. A guy in my Discord paid $2.4 million for a 618-parcel estate in Decentraland. Prime district. High foot traffic. I asked him what "foot traffic" meant when the platform had 38 daily active users. He said I didn't understand the technology. I didn't. I still bought more. We had a DAO. A decentralized autonomous organization. That means we voted on decisions. There were nine of us. Three never showed up. Two voted on everything without reading it. The other four were me and my alts. We voted to "acquire strategic parcels." The vote passed unanimously. I voted four times. My portfolio peaked at $1.2 million. I told everyone. I made a spreadsheet. I projected 40x returns by 2025. I made a pitch deck. The pitch deck had a slide that said "WE ARE BUILDING THE DIGITAL ECONOMY." The slide had a rocket emoji. That was my entire financial model. In 2023 I bought a Bored Ape for $189,000. It's worth $14,000 now. I don't talk about the Ape. I still use it as my profile picture. People ask me about it. I say "I'm long-term bullish." Long-term bullish means I can't sell it without crying in a Panera. My mom asked me what a Bored Ape was. I said "digital art on the blockchain." She asked why it cost more than her car. I said "you don't understand Web3." She said "I understand you live in a studio apartment." She's not in my Discord. Justin Bieber bought one for $1.3 million. It's worth about $90,000 now. I felt better about mine after I heard that. That's community. WAGMI. We're All Gonna Make It. We said that every day. In the group chat. While the floor dropped. While the volume dried up. While 95% of all NFT collections went to zero. We're all gonna make it. None of us made it. But we said it with conviction and a laser-eye profile picture. That counts for something. It doesn't. But we said it did. That's decentralized consensus. Meta spent $84 billion on the metaverse. I need to say that again. $84 billion. More than the GDP of Luxembourg. More than the GDP of Iceland, Luxembourg, and Malta combined. They spent it on a platform where the avatars had no legs, the graphics looked like a 2006 Wii game, and the peak user count was lower than the lunch rush at a Chipotle in Des Moines. They just pulled Horizon Worlds from VR headsets. It lives on as a mobile app. My beachfront villa is now a mobile app. Location, location, location. Zuckerberg renamed the entire company for this. Facebook became Meta. A $900 billion company changed its legal name because the CEO watched Ready Player One and said "I want that." Reality Labs lost $10 billion in 2021. $14 billion in 2022. $16 billion in 2023. $18 billion in 2024. $19 billion in 2025. That's not a strategy. That's a speedrun. They laid off 1,500 Reality Labs employees this year. Shut down three VR studios. Killed Supernatural. Put the entire VR social vision in a casket and said "we're pivoting to AI and wearables." The pivot took four years and $84 billion. I pivoted too. I'm an AI real estate investor now. I bought a virtual plot in an AI-generated world that doesn't exist yet. The founder said it was "the intersection of spatial computing and large language models." I don't know what that means. I gave him $40,000. He has a whitepaper. It's 47 pages. I read the title and the tokenomics section. The tokenomics section is a pie chart. I love pie charts. They make everything look like a plan. The project has a roadmap. Q1: "Build community." Q2: "Launch beta." Q3: "Scale ecosystem." Q4 is blank. Q4 is always blank. That's where the exit scam goes. My accountant asked me to value my metaverse portfolio for tax purposes. I said $1.2 million. He said "current market value." I said $6,400. He stared at me for eleven seconds. I know because I counted. He asked if I had any other investments. I showed him my NFTs. He stared for longer. I told him they were "cultural artifacts with long-term provenance." He asked if I'd considered a 401k. I told him a 401k was "legacy finance." He told me to leave his office. The metaverse is dead. I don't accept that. I am a digital land baron. I own eleven properties across four platforms. I have a beachfront villa in a mobile app, a plot next to an empty Gucci store, and a cartoon monkey that cost me more than my actual car. Location, location, location. The location is nowhere. But I'm early. I'm always early. That's the same as being wrong except you get to say it with confidence.

@5_0Trading akcshually

Oui.

@chrono_chartist one would argue its the UTAD on wyckoff distribution. i like the symmetry here. Thanks fam!

Scribble bibble Still waiting for that div then full send to new ath this year imo. #BTC #USDT

@Doctor_Magic_ @5_0Trading ahahahha 5 taking 5 for a team

@QualifiedDrip @5_0Trading I saw an epic comment once " We let 5 anticipate the reversal , we let him get some stops and then we start longing/shorting" Lmfaoooo

That's my plan Wish me luck you mfers (Path is random , dates are not)

@5_0Trading @Doctor_Magic_ sounds about right

@Doctor_Magic_ Hold on let me put this straight : If usdt dom (and overall stablecoins) go around 3/sub3 % while we see liquidity injection in our beloved crypto market we should be for a ride of a lifetime (and then I’ll sell too early)

@Doctor_Magic_ next life brother, still in human form 😂

@QualifiedDrip That you bro?

@cantonmeow I have "La Cucaracha", and I havent heard it in decade, just popped up

I've got Old Town Road stuck in my head this morning. What the hell?

@chrono_chartist excellent point

Just want to confirm

@ChrisCrypto24 @5_0Trading @QualifiedDrip

@5_0Trading What is my favourite account saying though i can’t see

We are above, if a pull back come we should see some traders on lower time frame finally turning bullish again on $BTC. Keep an eye on the 26 and for the ones with low IQ I'm not talking about the date.

@SailorManCrypto It has to be a SPF

If it looks like a breakout. If it smells like a breakout. Is probably a ....

@5_0Trading 🤜🤛

Noticed how no one is talking about $ETH against $BTC on the H4 ? Shit slowly reclaiming and bouncing from the 200 after a back test.

@chrono_chartist this new thing man is amazing. haha im joyful like a child 😁

OIL-