🫀Sarah🦇

Pinned tweet hello: Let’s be friends! My name is Sarah and I’m passionate about literature, nature, history, my cats, vegan cooking, Nintendo games and wine. Fill my inbox with Garfield memes. I’m an American living in Germany with my husband and might just be a vampire. 🦇 ♥️

@cybervexting Yesssss you know me, if you are looking for recs just ask! I do see you added me on goodreads haha. And you should! It’s solid satire in a way that countless books since have emulated but failed at standing up to it! Have fun!

@nerdymatt28 All the Cormac posts are because of some article discussing his vitriol towards David foster Wallace and now it’s like everyone’s parents are fighting and divorced (but who cares, I love them both deeply, who caressss.)

@cybervexting A long time ago when I was in college, yeah! I’m a liiiitle bit of a hater but in like, a begrudging “I respect your game, Ellis” kind of way. (American psycho exempt of course, I will always love that.)

@lokason This really was the ultimate wealth flex.

@Quarkitty I mean she is flossing so perhaps she is intentionally not caring about the phone bill! 😂

The joy of watching old music videos showing off the coolest cell phones. Watching video on one of these? Fergie, your phone bill, Fergie calm down.

@cybervexting Rules of attraction, right?

@SimulationKat It’s the one topic you can discuss with literally every single person, it’s the best.

I know I am approaching middle age because I love talking about the weather

@horriblesupper Put me in your pocket and take me with yoooouuuu

my train back to scotland unexpectedly took me through the yorkshire dales and i simply MUST come out here to do some walking soon also i want to do an overnight stay at one of the train stations sooooo bad

Keeping an eye on the magnolia tree at the cemetery waiting for it to pop with the same anticipation of uncorking a bottle of champagne.

@Plaguebois1 Getting older is just realizing how right he was about a lot of shit. Summer of George.

@Quarkitty 🫡🫡🫡

When George Costanza says he wants to drape himself in velvet, I heard that.

Does he count as a hat? Do I have to remove him when I’m indoors?

I Mandela effect’d myself and became convinced that there is a Dunkin donuts race car and the wheels look like donuts. I see it so clearly in my mind. A beautiful woman steps out from it in a pink jumpsuit holding a huge coffee after winning the Daytona 500.

@celinedionysus_ Hell yeah!!!

drum day today!!!! for fisher thing songs and collabs

@horriblesupper Honestly you are making me consider birthday presents. I hate receiving things I hate clutter BUT A PERSONALIZED KNIFE? Suddenly I’m wanting. I’m desiring goods.

@Quarkitty investment of the century!!!!!!!

USED MY BLADE TO SAVE THE DAY (open an impossible safety lock on a container of adblue)

Lip balm technology has made leaps and bounds. I may be a doomer about many things but then I buy a rose scented chapstick and oh okay, it’s incredible what they’ve done.

@CondensedGinger Sleepy stinky (affectionate) boy!

Baby getting his nap on while I watch cooking videos on YouTube

@nerdymatt28 Is he in that Walking with dinosaurs show on Apple TV? I haven’t seen it yet but I have a free month voucher that I need to use soon.

@nerdymatt28 Sneaky and self-reliant, I adore him!