🫀Sarah🦇

Pinned tweet hello: Let’s be friends! My name is Sarah and I’m passionate about literature, nature, history, my cats, vegan cooking, Nintendo games and wine. Fill my inbox with Garfield memes. I’m an American living in Germany with my husband and might just be a vampire. 🦇 ♥️

@lokason Worst part was I was describing a tiny car’s shape and could have just said ROOF. Not my best moment.

@Quarkitty Gotta walk on egg lids around this one

Vegan moment: couldn’t think of the word eggshell, called it an egg lid.

@nerdymatt28 🍃thought there was a green flag emoji but there isn’t so here’s your green leaf

It’s a red flag if your man thinks Wile E Coyote and Ralph Wolf are the same guy.

@divalectics Ohhhh big congrats and welcome!!

i have big news: my nephew Colby was born last night!!!!

@celinedionysus_ The OP is so correct though, I feel like everything I’ve ever been into started as a: “wouldn’t it be kind of funny if….?”

wrong my kink is the funniest thing in the world it begs to be joked about

@vicunad Fuck it, this is the new nomenclature, everyone jot that down.

@Quarkitty Egg carapace

@celinedionysus_ Thought that says Trents. As in, multiple Reznors. I wish.

just won a round of slutnanagrams

@winter_warg Omg is it finally all done for good? I think there’s maybe three or four entire seasons I didn’t bother with.

@p1eak1ey YOUR OUTFIT! Beyond adorable!

Jess & I had a super fun time at a pin trading event today!! I traded for all these amazing pins!! 🥰✨💖

@SimulationKat Bet it’s just plain yellow mustard too?

Listening to Iowa white people talk about cooking hurts me. What do you mean mustard is a secret ingredient 😭 that’s just an ingredient!!!!!!!

@alaskastardust No one looked better in any movie outfit, for REAL.

85 degrees out today which means that it’s time for me to morph into my summer form, which is Robin Williams from The Birdcage but with long hair

@celinedionysus_ Liking this tweet though it brings me no joy to do so!

full transparency, i’m just not a big fan of ‘pet sounds’. i find it too sad and consistent in tone to regularly listen to

@winter_warg This will be my big eventual goal, like, three years from now.

@celinedionysus_ Moby-Dick summer, everyone get Dickpilled

@celinedionysus_ VIBES OFF THE CHARTS! 🐳

paying for a happy day yesterday by being sad today

@celinedionysus_ FOR REAL DO IT. It’s the book of all time. It’s the everything book. As soon as I was finished reading it, despite the length, I had to fight to urge to start back at page one and dive back in.

@Quarkitty cribbing ideas from you by breaking the curse via reading moby dick actually…

@nerdymatt28 I fell asleep with my phone in my hand looking at it last night so ABSOLUTELY THANK YOU lmaooo. ❤️

Band websites used to have it all, man.