Cesar Cortez

@insanereality Ándale Cabron.

Alligator knocks out the trapper after being taunted

@HealDepressions @HumanlikeBro Ándale cabron

@evanfong @Terroriser soundboard

i’m burying a time capsule under the foundation of a property i bought. any ideas of what i should put in it?

@GTOmegaRacing Bucket seat!

Finish the sentence! ⤵️ The next GT Omega product release should be ________.

@Jacobyoung456 @RGVVipers Where have I seen this before?

How do @RGVVipers have an 8 man roster? In basketball. Blows my mind. Guess that's what happens when the affiliate takes em up.

@YouKnowSpanks Lets go

Need to go to the beach when it gets warmer

@EOchoa_8 But I just moved into my gas home…

Did gas stoves kill Harambe or why is everyone freaking out about gas stoves all of a sudden?

@James63850832 @formuIajas @F1 Fraud?

What is your favourite image of the 2022 season? 📸 #F1

@williamsf1 In my home state of course!

You've got one lap in the FW44. Which track are you sending it round? ⚡️ #WeAreWilliams

@Mariofan024 @troop_koop @sonic_hedgehog Just like no one asked for your opinion. You just don’t give up do you?

@troop_koop @sonic_hedgehog I'm sorry, Koop Troop. But me, The Super Mario Bros. Super Fan. Did not ask for that type of information.

What would you add to their stockings?

@sonic_hedgehog Santa Big! Or is it Big Claus?

Have you been nice this year?

@JoeBramble86 I think I only watch F1 because it’s the easiest and most accessible racing series to watch. I love motor sports in general, but sometimes it’s difficult to catch a race on another series when I don’t know when or where to watch.

@sonic_hedgehog I wonder what my memory tokens are.

If you can see movement, you may be stuck in Cyber Space.

Moonwalked into the @HEB deli

@F1 Silverstone for sure.

My favourite race of 2022 was _______________ #F1

@JimmyBroadbent Just missing the Jean shirt

Had to hit them with the double denim

We’ve rebuilt it before. We’ll rebuild it again…

@randomcallsign It’s huge!