Quendyn Quarterstorm

Cleaver? I barely know her! Deep gratitude for @ButchersChicago for the opportunity! Time to chop down some offenses! #ISFLsim

Wahoo! We got games! #ISFLsim

Now we don't even have the inferior league to keep us entertained on Sundays. #ISFLsim

Have you greeted your | | yet today? #ISFLsim

This guy right here was the MVP of the night. #ISFLsim

Just pay me. #ISFLsim

Beeeeeeeeg draft tonight! Let's watch the prospects join their new teams! #ISFLsim

Countin' the days... #ISFLsim

Congrats to my teammates who won awards and who got nominated! Chop chop! #ISFLsim

Officially the end? #ISFLsim

I always knew this was not a real person. Worse, it's soon to be our QB. I hope nobody finds out. #ISFLsim

@ISFLKenvald "Caaaalifornia looove... buhhh nuh-nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh... buhhh nuh-nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh..." #ISFLsim

What does the otter say?!? #ISFLsim

New choppers! So excite! #ISFLsim

Somewhat controversial, but I'll allow it. #ISFLsim

@Pvtpenne1 Read the room! #ISFLsim

Maybe I should tweet again, just barely over $100m #ISFLsim

@SwantaviusKing Damn it, Elon. #ISFLsim

Extension, eh? Milk it! #ISFLsim

The countdown for ISFL Twitter: ... 0! Bon voyage! #ISFLsim

The countdown for ISFL Twitter: ... 1... #ISFLsim

The countdown for ISFL Twitter: 2... #ISFLsim

Got myself a snazzy new mouthguard that tastes like strawberries and glows in the dark. How much did it cost? About $13.5M. Totally worth it!! #ISFLsim