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@MillicentOmanga Ukipunguza nyege zinafika 50 From dm

I genuinely thought people were joking about my weight loss until I saw these two pictures together😬😳 130kg → 85kg Same human. 3 years difference.

@RutoJames7113 @thombrider254 😂😂💔

What’re this? I know they’re from South Rift.

@nancynanah22 @_jambaqaSnr Unaeza nitaka aki?

@Quaser34 @_jambaqaSnr Tulisema kazi ya moyo ni kusukuma damu kababa

Being a lover boy hasn't gotten me anything but only pain and suffering

@TypeCs4 😂🤭

@Quaser34 Ebu😂😂😂😂

Nimekunywa juice na biscuits for supper sai natetemeka😩😭💔

@nancynanah22 Pin loke nikuje na my Mercedes Benz

@Quaser34 Badala ya kutuma fare si utume taxi. Niko South C.

@nancynanah22 Kuja south b

@Quaser34 Hapana sweetheart

@SharonO44776 Hata omena yenyewe haingii kwa yangu 😭🤦😂

Omena ziko na vichwa haziingii kwa mdomo yangu phthoo

@Iam_Greezy Delay ring

Kazi ya hizi vitu ni gani?

@SharonO44776 Hauko serious ? Sindio😂💔

Hiyo 50/50 agenda kwa relationships hukuwa tu propaganda that was created by lazy men! I said what I said😂💀💀

"Leo mamaa aliamua kunitembelea kidogo 🙂"

@newto_code_14 Jooh

In your 20s hadi mwenye alikuzaa hakupendi bila pesa

@_fwambui Noma

Hizi ni heartbreak nne, waah

@nancynanah22 Ulisema hutawai jibu Dms?🥲💔

@Quaser34 Huyu ni wonderfully made, halafu sasa kuna mimi mwenye ni fearfully made.

@georgediano Hapa @ItsLeecapalot haezi wacha

Gentlemen, standing before you is none other than Mpenzi Chokuu a.k.a Malaya kwa Ubora Wake. From a distance, any sane man would think this is a fine, soft-spoken slayqueen imported directly from Seychelles for bwana Kasongo. But behold, Chokuu is a man with a Fully matured Makagare, na inasemekana amebeba muzinga hapana machesoo. Chokuu was once an ordinary hustler in Kisumu doing construction jobs. But as you all know, mjengo life is harder than passing a sobriety test after a weekend in Juja. Today you’re carrying cement, tomorrow the foreman is insulting your entire bloodline because you misplaced one brick. When life became unbearable, our boy packed his small bag, two jeans, one Arsenal jersey, and dreams of survival, then headed straight to Mombasa to become a beach boy. One afternoon while applying sunscreen on tourists & pretending to know German, Chokuu was approached by an elderly mzungu man who had retired from Ikus and upgraded to team Sundus. The old man flashed some euros. Chokuu looked at the money, looked at his economic situation, looked at his sitting apparatus and said “Wamuthede ni fire si fire.” Our boy accepted the deal at a lightning speed. He told himself one small trip to Dogo Kundu area wouldn’t hurt compared to the suffering of maisha ya hustler. But my brothers, what started as survival slowly became a full-time profession. Chokuu became so dedicated to customer service that the old mzungu decided the young man deserves a promotion. Next thing you know, his visa was approved! From carrying simiti in Kisumu to becoming an international export in Germany. Immigration officers approved his Visa very fast because of his Occupation as an Advanced Backside Consultant,, Chesaa!! Unfortunately, life is unpredictable. Six months later, the old mzungu kicked the famous bucket and went to meet his ancestors in Sayuni. Chokuu was left stranded in Germany with no sponsor, no plan, and rent waiting like a hungry landlord in Mukuru kwa Njenga. But our boy refused to go back to poverty. He simply said If life gives you lemons, upgrade the business model. He went for hormonal injection to lower his testosterone, did a BBL procedure to increase mafrrrrrrmbanya & did a plastic surgery to install silicone boobs. Our boy transformed so much that men now lose concentration immediately he passes. Today Chokuu is one of the most outsourced trans Milaya in Germany. Appointments are fully booked like NTSA during driving test season. Men are spending euros left and right thinking they found a premium European babe, only to discover they’re dealing with a former Site operator wa Kisumu affordable housing Phase 2. Lemme tell you Maina, this Kasongo economy has forced many people to change careers… but Chokuu changed departments, operating system, and even motherboard. Aki ya Mungu hii ni mambo Kanii. Anyway, kama kawa siku zote sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

@TypeCs4 Jidishi

Enough of the Internet, acha nimpee zdaddzy attention.