Kendra Kay

@AmericanAir Now there are pieces of ice falling from the ceiling of this plane. Are you kidding me?!

Also @AmericanAir your lack of timely updates to flight statuses is appalling. We were supposed to begin boarding at 11:36, didn’t start until 12:20, flight supposed to leave at 12:11, flight status still said “on time” until 12:45. What a joke.

@AmericanAir I can’t wait to run to make my next connection due to your “mechanical issues”…again. 2nd time in less than a month. A 2 hour and an hour and a half layover should be enough time to at least use the restroom before boarding another one of your dirty airplanes.

@AmericanAir Oh I’ve submitted complaints to your customer service department and that was absolutely no help. Just a “sorry you weren’t satisfied during your flight”

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@AmericanAir Your airplanes are also garbage. Dirty, garbage still in the pockets on the backs of the seats, random piece of metal sticking out of the armrest.

@AmericanAir Your customer service department is atrocious as well. Absolutely no help.

I’ve never had a good experience flying with @AmericanAir this is now my 3rd flight in a row that’s experienced a long delay due to “mechanical issues”. Unacceptable.

“Don’t let anyone who is rich watch me pour this wine” @AshWulbern

“FA MULAN” @ErinWolfie @AshWulbern @caseywitt90 @mldkw8 #CampCF

“I’m the other little mermaid, Areola!” #hottubtweets @ErinWolfie @caseywitt90 @mldkw8 @AshWulbern

This is scary accurate.

@ArianaGrande for president! Proving that women get shit DONE. #Positions

Happy Nurse’s Week! Here, have a giant pay cut. Thanks Boone Hospital! #sarcasm

I guess I’ll never be able to lie to myself again about all the shit I would do if I just had the time.

is this the greatest Alexis GIF ever? @annefrances #SchittsCreek

we are still closed, but if you take a shower and scream it’s like almost being on splash mountain

@mldkw8 @cihrce Hahahaha this is excellent

@cihrce @QueGrigs

these are usually so dumb but “Edward: Spanish Flu Victim” has me fucking yeLLING

@AmerAbb43133106 @StLukesSTL CONGRATS!!! I’m so so happy for you!!! Dr. Abbas!!

@AmerAbb43133106 @StLukesSTL OMG DID YOU MATCH IN STL?!?!?

The best part about the hospital basically shutting down is that I can sing along to my music out loud and no one can hear me.