Little Miss Writer✍️

Had to hop on🤭

@ayielar @ImbayiK Mouse trap???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ImbayiK Current situweshen. I can't look away for 5 minutes. The other day alinimwagilia Unga. She has also gotten her hands stuck on that glue book mouse trap.

Mimi nilikua naoga na mlango ya bafu wazi na nawaweka hapo nje 💀

@CuchulainKE Wtf 😩

@Que_mony Bana last I heard of apartment ilikuwa inanuka from the outside was someone that had died at our hostel.

Mko sure huyo jamaa hajadedi? Hebu check in on them

This is how you should deal with rogue matatu drivers who love overlapping

Usually when you betray yourself it’s for nothing

@lilywanjiee @Nyxwina @Ashlere2 @AkilengJess That’s why she’s living out her wildest marketing dreams bc she understands it 😭😭

@Nyxwina @Ashlere2 @AkilengJess Fun fact she’s a graduate of BCOM marketing at Strathmore

Mmemarket sana hizi lip butters what makes them so different from others?

Tonight I’m 6’1 😩😩

They've engineered the silence because they fear you more than they fear any judge. An informed public is their worst nightmare. So read the filings. Track the hearings. Ask the hard questions. The @IMFAfrica @KeTreasury, @NAssemblyKE, and every pen that signed these loans must answer. Some politicians waiting in the wings will not speak because they hope to inherit the same broken system. To those seeking office: this is a test of principle. You cannot inherit a system you refuse to question. We don't need their headlines to know our rights. The Constitution didn't give us a voice to whisper. The front page isn't theirs to give. It's ours to demand. Stay loud. Stay informed. The law is on our side #OdiousDebtKenya #PeoplePower #DeniBandia

Na saa hio their favourite conman stole people's monies for cars na ata kofi haijamguza. So now?

Ukikataa kwenda kwa mtu akupikie unaambiwa he’s not HIM, whatever that means 😭😭 But somehow you’re supposed to hang out with a stranger long enough for them to not be a murderous stranger but also if they’re too familiar they could also unalive you more easily

@Bornesman Nikama kutembea cbd. Hectic!!

@Que_mony Wah Haha. This app is totally ruined. Another day I was complaining how I came across irrelevant tweets while going through quote tweets.

Who are these weirdos in the replies buana Hii app imekuwa ya kipuzi sana

A big percantage of people who meet strangers don't end up dead Also....there is this percantage of women who met people they knew too well and ended up dead As a woman don't think you are better than any other because you think you prioritize safety You just can't think this way

@Bornesman Poor maybe? Coz i feel like money related words ndio huleta bots

@Que_mony Zinanikalia bots and I'm wondering what words in that thread triggered them to camp there

I usually fall into a deep despair whenever a woman is murdered and you jump through hoops to justify why she deserved it. I hate sharing the earth with you evil people. Watu wakatili sana.

BRIEF ON TODAY’S PROCEEDINGS IN THE ODIOUS DEBT PETITION AT MILIMANI HIGH COURT This morning, the Milimani High Court did not hear the substantive Odious Debt Petition. Instead, the matter was adjourned to allow the Court to address multiple interlocutory applications seeking either to dismiss the petition unheard or to strike out some parties from the suit. The key applications before the Court are as follows: 1) The Attorney General argues that, because the Government has directed the Auditor‑General to conduct a special audit of Kenya’s huge odious debt stock, the petition is premature and the Court lacks jurisdiction to entertain it at this stage. The AG therefore contends that the Court should await the outcome of that audit. The National Assembly supports the AG’s position. 2) The @IMFNews seeks to exit the case, invoking immunity under a treaty it signed with Kenya in 1963, which grants it absolute immunity before Kenyan courts. 3) The Former Auditor General Edward Ouk and the former Controller of Budget Agnes Odhiambo claim personal immunity, asserting that they acted in good faith during their tenure and therefore cannot be held accountable for any shortcomings. 4) The Current Auditor General FCPA Nancy Gathungu, CBS, and the current Controller of Budget Dr. Margaret Nyakang’o maintain that they cannot be sued in their personal capacities; only their respective independent constitutional offices may be parties to the suit. Although the petitioners had fully responded to all the applications and were ready to proceed, the @IMFAfrica and other parties stated that they were not ready and requested seven days to respond to the petitioners’ rebuttals of their applications. The Court then directed that all parties wishing to file any responses (replying affidavits and/or submissions) do so within seven days of today. The Court will thereafter peruse the documents and render its ruling on the applications on 25th June 2026. To fast‑track the matter, the Court will deliver its ruling on the applications without orally hearing the parties. There will be no highlighting of submissions. If any of the parties are struck out, they will be dropped from the case, and it may become necessary to amend the petition before it is heard on the merits. Finally, if the AG’s application to strike out the case unheard is dismissed, the petition will proceed to be heard and determined on the merits. If the application succeeds, the matter will end there. The petitioners are fully prepared and are doing everything possible to succeed in this epic battle against Kenya’s huge odious debt stock. Kenyan taxpayers deserve accountability and fiscal justice. We shall not relent. The petitioners will not be the first to blink. #ReKe #DeniBandia #OdiousDebtKenya

My neighbor has been nice and all but sasa hii wanting to work with me from home kila saa imenichokesha 😭😭 Like I was challenging myself to start to accommodating people more and not be annoyed. Maybe I’ll do it in a relationship. Maybe it’ll be different.

Sipendi hiyo mchezo mna normalize ya one bedroom za above 20k

KRA wameambiwa waaddress UDA tax evasion all of a sudden hawaoni hizo tweets but watakuja hapa na dry jokes na mafala watakuwa wanacheka

@i_aim_tygaa Wouldn’t be too surprised if it’s Eleanor. She’s had the least focus and motive so far, a great candidate for a plot twist.

😂😂😂😂 she probably killed herself