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Katılım Şubat 2020
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Dixie McElroy
Dixie McElroy@DixieMcElroy·
Frankie, can you please be quiet, mommy is listening to new Adele and thinking about the time your dad broke up with me 7 years ago.
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Sara@QueenDean0112·
I just hung up on my own child because someone at the restaurant was showing me their baby.
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Sara@QueenDean0112·
My kid knowing damn well I just watched a sad show + pics of my best friend and his wife’s baby announcement but still just making conversation about how my allergies must be acting up while we’re shopping at Kroger is the most proud I’ve been as a parent.
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Sara@QueenDean0112·
I’m just jazzed that the stress of March Madness came with some prime time day drinkin weather.
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Sara@QueenDean0112·
Exactly the anniversary I’d expect today
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Took the kid, who still has a gnarly mullet, to trivia night at a brewery and he very confidently answered 1 question right...the answer was Uranus.
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Sara@QueenDean0112·
I’ve been asking Jordan to cut his hair because it was getting out of control. In his dad’s control for not even an hour and this is what I get.
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Sara@QueenDean0112·
Driving on the roads in Illinois requires a sports bra
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Routinely thinking about my kid dreaming about bread a few weeks ago
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Emily Laird
Emily Laird@heyemiday·
Ag folks - looking to add some character to an office space? Just feel like buying pretty pictures taken by fellow farmer? Check out my dad’s photography 📸🙂 fineartamerica.com/profiles/lamar…
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Sara@QueenDean0112·
@ajdoyles Still recovering from Google last year
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Sara@QueenDean0112·
The real bet today: how many commercials will make me cry.
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Sara@QueenDean0112·
Happy Hours are better in Kentucky 🥃
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Sara@QueenDean0112·
“Birthdays are fun, but too many will kill ya” - my now 90 year old grandpa
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Sara@QueenDean0112·
Grateful that I don’t fall victim to the Christmas TV ads...because I’m crying so hard that I can’t even see what product is being sold.
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Sara@QueenDean0112·
The best part of coming to my friend’s house during the holidays is this family painting of a hyena looking over baby Jesus that I still don’t have any valid explanation for.
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Sara@QueenDean0112·
@TheRealEvanWest I know 🙄 I thought he’d prove us wrong but the disappointment continues.
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Sara@QueenDean0112·
Highly recommend getting kids an Oculus VR so they can promptly punch your friends living room wall.
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