smokey🌪🥀

I just ate 6 slices of pizza and all your girlfriend can do is shitty winged eyeliner. Getchu a real one.

It was foretold in the prophecies

Fact: Ten out of ten people die. Don't take life too seriously.

have a great day. or don’t, it’s your life you do what you want

Perhaps not. I'll have the steak smothered in onions, a rack of ribs, pasta with extra garlic, French fries with lots of vinegar, and a side of onion rings. with lots and lots of sauerkraut.

I have to go on a picnic date this summer

don’t walk into anyone’s home and not speak

I prefer the term dangerously optimistic

Someone figure out how i can tell Zach Galifinakis something pls, thank u

smd. smd. smd.

why instagram have the most perfect posts on your page when u mad??? like if u want me to petty post dont worry i was already gonna do it

all i really want is to be happy!!! to find a love thats mine !!! IT WOULD BE SO SWEEET :))))))))))))

“i’m so mature, i’m so mature” i sing as i’m in bed with my hello kitty plushies

ain’t nothing more awkward than someone showing you a video and it's not funny

i hate my nigga

when he’s jealous and shows it >>>

remember “ no location found “ means they turned it off . “ no location available “ means their phone died . Anyways , Good afternoon 😁