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“You know why they call it golf right”? asked my father one beautiful afternoon back in 1996.
“No pop, why”? I asked.
“Because ‘shit’ and ‘fuck’ we’re already taken”.
😊⛳️ 😉
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David Anders
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I lie for a living & tell the truth as a hobby
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First trailer for the Martin Short documentary, directed by Lawrence Kasdan.
Releasing May 12 on Netflix.
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IN HONOR OF CALIFORNIA’S 175TH ANNIVERSARY, WE WILL BE ROLLING OUT A VERY SPECIAL DRIVER’S LICENSE FOR EVERY CALIFORNIAN THIS SUMMER! IT WILL FEATURE A HANDSOME, HIGH-QUALITY PHOTO OF ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT’S THE BEST LICENSE EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. THIS IS ABOUT CELEBRATING OUR BEAUTIFUL STATE (IT IS NOT ABOUT ME, DESPITE THE VERY HANDSOME PHOTO!). ENJOY! — GOVERNOR GCN
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JAMAL CAIN DESTROYS JALEN DUREN
FILTHY
Hoop Central@TheHoopCentral
JAMAL CAIN PUT JALEN DUREN ON A POSTER OH MY GOODNESS
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To all of you sending birthday wishes today, thank you so much. The best part of celebrating a birthday is cherishing one’s beautiful family and loving friends. So many of you on this platform have made me appreciate how blessed I am.
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Most Offensive Fouls Drawn In A Regular Season In The Last 20 Years :
1. Toumani Camara — 105 (2025/26)
2. Anderson Varejao — 99 (2006/07)
3. Lu Dort — 93 (2022/23)
4. Toumani Camara — 91 (2024/25)
5. Kyle Lowry — 84 (2013/14)
6. Raja Bell — 81 (2005/06)
7. Devin Harris — 79 (2006/07)
8. Jalen Brunson — 77 (2022/23)
8. Andrew Bogut — 77 (2006/07)
10. Jalen Brunson — 75 (2023/24)
Kalshi Hoops@KalshiHoops
This season, Toumani Camara broke Anderson Varejao's record of most offensive fouls drawn within a regular season in NBA History. Breaking a record that stood for 19 seasons : 105 - Toumani Camara (2025/26) 99 - Anderson Varejao (2006/07) 91 - Toumani Camara (2024/25)
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DENI AVDIJA TONIGHT:
41 POINTS
12 ASSISTS
7 REBOUNDS
15/22 FGM
38 MINUTES
WHAT A PERFORMANCE. 🤯🔥
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MORE ANGLES OF THE SHAEDUNK
SOMEONE PICK ADMIN'S JAW UP OFF THE GROUND
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Agreed!
#RIPCITY
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Blazers-Clippers was a great NBA game tonight. Fans living and dying on every possession, high stakes, flashes of Kawhi being the terminator and yet the home team had more than enough to send most everyone home happy. Cheers to sports, Portland and Oregon, all American treasures
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Someone on threads yesterday said that Stephen Miller is what happens when you bury a dildo in the Pet Sematary.
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I am done with the criminals who have leeched this country to death. Try as he might, it’s impossible even for our President to stop the tsunami of fraud, illegal immigration, and criminality of the Democrat Party. They are too big, too entrenched, and too well funded to defeat.
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Hey @RealJamesWoods
How’s your president working out, you daft twat cunt formerly talented fuck ?
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It took centuries of toil and sacrifice to reach the apex of human civilization that is America. The crux of the Democrat agenda is to resettle the masses of the world on our shores and redistribute the wealth and resources our civilization has produced until nothing is left.
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“No one on Gods Nazi Earth pronounces BRAUN as BROWN.
That kid can get fucked”
says the guy with a grandfather who was ONCE named Adolf
#ripcity
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