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feelin like a veep on a leash

@tmindme85726 @ketchupdevourer more of a surname since it's a profession

@ketchupdevourer This is how tribal peoples used to name kids, stuff like "Wolf Tamer" or "Bear Strangler" or "Flower Lover" for girls but as we evolved we began to just use names, Grave Digger sounds like a passable name.

Millennials be naming their kid Scooter and their dog Steven

@narflowy my head would go through the ceiling

What is stopping you and your partner from joining this challenge? 👀

a stranger silently handed this to me last night :3

@garfield_hentai i like how every rave i have tried to attend in my mid-thirties ends up with me wanting snacks and being sleepy at 10pm

really glad @garfield_hentai recommended i wear my Stop Gooning hat cause people seemed to like it, at least three separate people took photos and there was lots of commentary

gave myself sun stroke planting trees on the beach in full sunlight for several hours, which was an excellent decision as i am supposed to board a very loud and musical boat for a harbor cruise in a couple of hours

the older i get the more i find my old neighbors calling me Courtney Love to be a compliment

there's nothing stupider, louder, or meaner. their Redeeming Quality (providing predator protection for fowl and being an alarm system for property) can be done by much less offensive creatures. i believe they were one of the first animals ever due to their cognitive simplicity

if more people were exposed to guineafowl then n-word discourse would disappear entirely, replaced by g-slurs and Big Bird Brain protestors

outside of cutting weight for a competition or serious chronic health issues, i don't understand people who use a sauna to sweat instead of physical exertion

@OpinionBuffet @6beerdinner mmm corned beef egg roll

@6beerdinner L St. Tavern, Corner Pub, Dubliner #DiveBars

For anyone Boston/MA based what was one bar/venue in Boston you went to that you were actually like “this place is actually quite nice and i want to come back”

@twobugsGaming @deloware_pointl @Ibogate @Dannykball @garfield_hentai Coindle 2026-5-14 Streak: 2 🪙🪙 Play at coindle.muhashi.com

guess how much these eggs cost at dollar tree

@bezgin4 love inhaling galvanized metal fumes

İşsizlik bazen insanı mühendis yapar 😀😀

me at john mulaney's standup show

tasty meat pate accessibility was one of the things i enjoyed about Europe

i can see what Walmart thinks of delicious European meat

chest holster

i want to clarify these were granulated, encapsulated taur-testes; i wasn't horfing down dry-ass balls on the regular. a simple swig of water did the trick

can't believe that four years ago i was eating dehydrated bull testicles in an attempt to get more naturally occurring testosterone like "it's not banned by WADA"

broads never read the manual, that is NOT how you are supposed to use a 3dio mic....