Big J in TX

Much like the ‘72 Dolphins, I can never be beaten, only tied in the gas game #Coronamus @adamcarolla @BaldBryan @Dameshek

Although, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't kind of hoping Buffalo would kick wide right there.

Baltimore is choketastic.

@martinsbbq it went down for real today

@JennyJohnsonHi5 I would like to tip more but MFers be broke these days

MOVIE WATCHING HOLIDAY: The time has come to watch National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation!!! Pour yourself some eggnog and empty your shitters! LFG!!!🧵⬇️🎄

@JennyJohnsonHi5 She was a smoke show

Clark is in the lingerie store telling the hot saleswoman his wife is dead, no not dead, divorced. It’s all funny and everything, but his wife is Ellen aka smokin hottie Beverly D’Angelo.

@rjchoppy Did you ever see Scott Miller during your time in Knoxville?

@QuidStuprum hell yea

@rjchoppy open.spotify.com/wrapped/share/…

@rjchoppy I’m still riding high about baseball

@QuidStuprum hahaha on to hoops

We’re #1

@Dameshek Your disdain stings Shek. Can we at least agree on Cordarrelle Patterson?

Missed the second half: Did it end up meaning more?

@WhitneyCummings My kids just did it and they are 23/19/17

Are we still making kids sit on Santa’s lap or? Help me be a good parent please ❤️

I think you would appreciate my security pedigree

@Dameshek reddit.com/r/DavesofThund…

I could take you to get some delicious BBQ and then be your heavy at the football game.

@JennyJohnsonHi5 I just tipped. Can I get a “Go Vols”?

That movie is fucking hilarious! Thank y’all for following along. Not a single person has left a tip. Please tip. Things suck at the moment and tips would really help. Venmo: Jenny-Johnson-7 PayPal: JennyJohnsonHi5

MOVIE WATCHING DAY: I’ve never seen the film ‘The Campaign’ and today all that changes! Follow along on the thread below! LFG!!!🧵⬇️

@Dameshek @HurtadoBBQ is the truth @Dameshek. Try it the next time you come to Jerryworld

@Dameshek Chicken Fried Steak over BBQ for Dallas?

Now HERE'S something worthy of debate! Which NFL town has the BEST signature food? (To save time, I can tell you in advance Cincy's is the WORST)

@wesrucker247 He is the truth

Chaz Lanier, good lawd.

@rjchoppy @1053thefan I’m not paying to be verified to be able to DM you.

@QuidStuprum @1053thefan I'm absolutely looking for tix haha

@rjchoppy @1053thefan a man of your status needs a bodyguard if you go to that TN-OSU game. I’m your man!