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The people have spoken. Not even now will we buy it. #emptyshelves #decolonize-hummus #ratherstarve

I can be your Gyro baby...

Cow cheese= Heart attack. Soy Cheese= Fart attack

Check out this fest all weekend! I know you’re already annoyed with your visiting relatives, take them here!

I’ve decided to go back to my Vegan roots for a month, mostly because I miss having to poop every time I leave the couch like my geriatric pit bull.

I know I’m a slow driver, but today my dad (sitting in passenger seat) flipped someone off for me. I guess I’m a slow asshole too.

Thick bitch bra Shopping. Like shoving some jellyfish into a compression sock.

It’s social worker appreciation month, my name on all Cash Apps is: I_can’t_find_you_affordable housing_but_can_get_you_a_spot_at_an_earthquake_readiness_class

This flight delay is really messing with my Tampon schedule.

@tickiworld I mean, they are still standing by the rose ceremony. We’d be passed out in the pool on a doughnut shaped floaty by then

They could never make a queer lady version of the Bachelor cause we’re all too cheap to buy that many dresses and stay sober-sounding for so long with unlimited open bar

But we would definitely be ready for that engagement at the end

It’s Social Work appreciation month. Work: “sorry we’ve run out of funding for 2019 celebrations” Also Work: “But we should probably have a 4 hour planning meeting for how to celebrate next year.”

Living that sustainable life. *Turns heat up *Eats ice cream with no pants

This dress was not forgotten. An airline 'rescues' a forgotten bridesmaid dress ✈️ twitter.com/i/events/11015…

Have to enjoy the small moments. My son crawled into my lap to sit with me tonight. And then he peed both our pants.

My Arab family Celebrates EVERYTHING with food. Not just the normal stuff. “Cousin Leila got a nose job. We are roasting a lamb”