Matthew Jones

Our very silly, very funny, supremely delightful comedy murder farce is returning to the stage for one glorious night of laughing until a little bit of wee comes out.. 10th of April @BaconTheatre Cheltenham. Tickets here. Please tell everyone you know bacontheatre.co.uk/whatson/dying-…

Episode 39 is out now. What are the best films officially rated as rotten by Rotten Tomatoes? Critics are not always right (Although the Melania movie probably IS pure bollocks.) Quizzes, favourite performances, memorable scenes and our ultimate Top 10 open.spotify.com/episode/5qplvN…

New podcast episode out today. What’s the best Black and White film of all time? #movies #film #cinema open.spotify.com/episode/5fZFNb…

That tricky 34th episode. Yippee Ki Yay Motherf***ers

@harperspace David Wessex is playing there in August.

This is the first of two Glastonbury gigs this year! 😉

Coming up in Cheltenham on 10th April: Dying On Stage, a play about an appalling local theatre company putting on their latest murder mystery. bacontheatre.co.uk/whatson/dying-…

Refreshingly inexpensive tickets are still available for this ‘one night only’ performance of our very silly murder mystery farce. You will laugh.. so bring friends/family/work acquaintances/hangers on and they will love you forever. Tickets here bacontheatre.co.uk/whatson/dying-…

There is a splendid new episode of @MidnightRunShow entirely devoted to the late, very great Gene Hackman.. why we love him, best roles, favourite scenes, a quiz and our Top 10 ranked Hackman movies.. Rest In Peace Gene, You were the best. #GeneHackman open.spotify.com/episode/7JQqlu…

@jdpoc youtu.be/a6DXRfAmUcs?si…

TIMES ARE HARD. Alexander is on the brink of poverty. His 4 kids in Private Education will have to go State School. He's been driving the same Merc for a year. Only 3 holidays this year. He's had to fire one of the gardeners. It doesn't have to be this way. PLEASE CONTRIBUTE.

If you are in the cotswolds, if you know anyone in the cotswolds, if you fancy visiting the cotswolds and you just want to laugh a lot at a very silly comedy play/murder mystery… then please look no further… bacontheatre.co.uk/whatson/dying-… #comedyshow #theatre #newplay #livetheatre

@mrcarl_woodward You are all most welcome to come and see our new play. Only £15 a ticket.

I don’t enjoy tweeting or writing about ticket prices - but the most pressing challenge facing theatre today is ticket pricing. Theatre must create a perception of value for money or it will become irrelevant

@nickmohammed It is rewarding to see how your career has flourished since our pivotal scene together in Reggie Perrin where I set the almost untouchable benchmark for all instantly forgettable screen waiters.

Ssh, I'm doing some work-in-progress shows of Show Pony over these next couple of months! Dates below and all 🎟️ available via nickmohammedlive.com🥰🎠

We are finally back with a brand new episode. The subject is Family Films (not animated.. there is a whole other episode covering that lovingly.) All the usual fruity goodness is here. Available from wherever you cast your pod. #Podcast #cinema #movies

Happy James Bond Day. We were raised in a fanatical Bond family home so this is the only episode we did no research for. If you love all things 007, please treat yourself to episode 007 of our podcast. #JamesBond open.spotify.com/episode/1hoo2f…

@harperspace @PieVinyl @RavesGrave Arthur “Two Shows” Jackson.

Today! Southsea! Frome! Timmy Two Shows Alert! @PieVinyl @RavesGrave

@jessehawken The rakes.

What were the Simpsons moments where you laughed so hard you couldn’t breathe? I have two: Mr. Sparkle and Worker and Parasite - literally dying of laughter

@marissalandy We had an audience of 0 one time and it was the making of us. Hang in there, it will all be worth it.

So today I had an audience of 0. It felt hard and emotional but this is how #edfringe one-person shows can be... Perseverance and strength is needed! If anyone is free at 15:15 over the next day or two I would really appreciate a few bums on seats! ❤️ tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/woodr…

@cat_willis Forever grateful to you for giving me my first two jobs in tv.

See all those repeats, that's because there is very little TV being made. Dont assume you need to change agent. They are having as bad a time as you are. Its not you. Its everyone. But have faith: people will always watch tv ..so at some point they'll have to make more.

@REMLyrics1 @remhq If they are playing in my kitchen, then probably ‘Belong’ as I could act out the whole kitchen table newspaper folding narrative in real time.

@watsoncomedian @mrkocnnll Wrong answers only.

@mrkocnnll Name me a worse one; I'll wait.

What is the worst tweet format and why is it this one