HIMYM Quotes

Barney: Mark my words, Marshall, someday you will find Iris so excruciatingly attractive you won't be able to look her directly in t #HIMYM

Marshall: Hey dude fork over those nachos... #HIMYM

Ted: Wow Marshall really took a two-flusher on that one! #HIMYM

Lily: I'm pregnant. / Barney: I've never seen that woman before in my life! Sorry force of habit, congratulations! #HIMYM

Marshall: The only person who loves Ted Mosby more than Marshall Eriksen, is drunk Marshall Eriksen! #HIMYM

Barney: Oh my god they're six minutes into the date! Ted has probably already told her that he loves her! We gotta get down there! #HIMYM

Ted: Hey Barney, see that girl? / Barney: Ohhh yeah, you just know she likes it dirty! #HIMYM

"She's John Cusack, I'm Ione Skye and there is nothing weird about that!" - Ted #HIMYM

Marshall: I'm freaking out, is there a chance I won't be able to have kids? I've been hit in the nuts a lot. #HIMYM

Kevin: If we're together long enough I hope that one day you see yourself like I do. #HIMYM

Barney [to Robin]: Ah you're exquisite; you must let me paint you. #HIMYM

Robin: Sucks to be you braces. #HIMYM

Barney: So this chick and I are going at it behind the Central Park Zoo, the bonobo chimps are giving us a standing O and just when #HIMYM

Marshall's Dad: We love you no matter what. So why don't you get back in that bathroom, pretend you're in high school and "blow dry #HIMYM

Lily: We hate Ted now. Get on board or the sexting stops! / Marshall: Ted's a son of a bitch! #HIMYM

Karate punk: I hated kindergarten, all three times. #HIMYM

Robin's Dad: Happy Birthday Son! #HIMYM

Ted: Don't say that! You're too liberal with the word "legendary". #HIMYM

Barney: I can't give this suit back, I glow in the dark. Ted, I finally glow in the dark! #HIMYM

Marshall: How can you be a New Yorker and never have seen Woody Allen? #HIMYM