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Tweeting quotes from the best seasons, run by a fan, for fans. (Run by @GummiVenusDMilo)

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"You're serving us gruel?" "Not quite. This is Krusty brand imitation gruel. Nine out of ten orphans can't tell the difference."
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Wow, what an ending! Who would have though Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's father?
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If he marries your mother, Marge, we'll be brother and sister! And then our kids, they'll be horrible freaks with pink skin, no overbites, and five fingers on each hand!
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I don't want you playing with something that has such bizarre hair. Awful, awful hair.
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"I hate those Shelbyville jerks!" "Honey, I was born in Shelbyville." "And it tears me up inside!"
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Only who can prevent forest fires? You pressed "you," referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you.
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Hello, my name is Mr. Snrub, and I come from... some place far away. Yes, that'll do.
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"That's it, little girl! You've saved Itchy and Scratchy!" "Please sign these papers indicating that you did not save Itchy and Scratchy."
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🎶 Nacho, nacho man! I want to be a nacho man. 🎶
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Ooh, a head bag! Those are chock-full of... heady goodness.
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I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
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Disingenuous mountebanks with their subliminal chicanery! A pox on them!
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Milhouse, give him back his soul. I've got work tomorrow.
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When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!
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"Are you guys talking about the west side!?" "No, Cookie. I swear it. I'm scared of you."
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"What town did we just crush?" "Shelbyville." "YAY!"
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When you get to be our age, you'll learn a few things. Like when a sign says "Do not feed the bears," man, you'd better not feed the bears.
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"Supper time, boys!" "Oh, boy! Liver!" "Iron helps us play."
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