Simpsons Quotes

A map of Springfield done by Jerry Lerma & Terry Hogan. #Simpsons #Springfield

Johnny Tightlips, where'd they hit you? I ain't sayin' nothing. But what do I tell the doctor? Tell him to suck a lemon. #Simpsons

I know you can read my thoughts, Bart. Just a little reminder-- if I find out you cut class... your ass is mine. Yes, you heard me. I think words I would never say. #Simpsons

You're selling what now? I'm selling only the concept of karmic realignment. You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos. He's got me there. #Simpsons

Go apple! Go orange! Go banana! #TheSimpsons

Well, it's been two long trips, but we're finally almost there again. When you locked the front door, did you lock the back door? D'oh! D'oh! #TheSimpsons

Bart! No! What? Sorry. Force of habit. Lisa! No! #TheSimpsons

Daddy, what do taxes pay for? Why, everything! Policemen, trees, sunshine- and let's not forget the folks who just don't feel like working, God bless 'em. #Simpsons

Soon that mighty apparatus will burst forth with its precious fluid. Almost sexual, isn't it, Smithers? #Simpsons

Homer, are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie? Do you think he noticed? #Simpsons

Dad, look. I made fish sticks. They're burned on the outside, but they're frozen on the inside, so it balances out. #TheSimpsons

We got Skinner's underpants! And there's nothing you can do about it, Mr. Ex-principal. That's not true. I can buy a new pair. No, I can't. I needed those. I really did. #TheSimpsons

Put it in "H." #Simpsons

Eat my shorts, Shelbyville. Eat my shorts! Yes, eat all of our shirts. #Simpsons

Without treatment, here's what she'll look like at age 11... age 14, age 17... and, finally, age 18. #TheSimpsons

Oh, I'm gonna miss the whole summer. Don't worry, boy. When you get a job like me, you'll miss every summer. #Simpsons

And the fair's symbol is the Sunsphere... which sits atop a 266-foot-tall steel shaft. What's inside? An information desk! Cool! #Simpsons

Take that, Bowlarama! Take that, convenience mart! Take that, nuclear power pla... Oh, fiddlesticks. #TheSimpsons

Then I'm sentencing you to one week of the lowest most degrading work known to man - janitorial work. Ahh, gee. I'm standing right here, sir. Oh, yes. Uh… Take a good look at him, Nelson, 'cause that's where you're headed. #Simpsons

When I read your magazine... I don't see one wrinkled face or a single toothless grin. For shame! To the sickos at Modern Bride magazine. #TheSimpsons