QuotesFromOFAH

Don't forget the David Jason special on 31st Jan - Only Fools & Favourites - Sir David reveals his favourite episode too!

Trig,'So how did it turn out then Mike, Coronation Street or Eastenders?' #FatalExtraction #OFAH

Miles,'Do you have a compost heap?' Del,'No but I'm keeping me eye out for one, ya know what ii mean?' #OFAH #MotherNaturesSon

Even the Trotters know a good team! #qpr

Cheers for the follow mate! @ReeceDanns

Del,'So if the man of the moment is upstairs having a lay in, who did you see in the trees, his brother?' #OFAH

And remember to get down to Southend today for the last day of the #OFAHExhibition and the chance to meet Marlene #OFAH

Del,"The only hole he hasn't fallen down is the black one in Calcutta." #OFAH

Del,"He's been down more holes than Tony Jacklin." #OFAH

.@Quoting_OFAH factual heckle but it's 'aris' as in aristotle/bottle/bottle & glass/arse! Ridiculous.

Sorry we've been away you plonkers. Too busy trying to make millions once more! Happy Easter

Albert,"It's Rodney innit?" Rodney,"Well it is when Trigger ain't around." #OFAH #StrainedRelations

Raquel,"Women are from Venus - men are from Peckham." #ofah

Del,"Just saying hello to Marlene." Boycie,"I did see you approaching my wife and shaking her warmly by the harris!" #OFAH

Rodney."We've broken up." Del,"You've only been together an hour!" #OFAH

@Patrick_Joanna @MeridianRadio @BeingBoycie @ChappersJoanna looking forward to seeing you all at John 's One man show at Dartford SUNDAY x

Rodney,"Uncle, would you pop into my room and get my 37 volumes of classic historical characters please?' #OFAH

Del,"Well put it this way Rodney, if your head was a tyre you'd fail the MOT!"

Del,"Its his religion, he's an authordox tight arse!" #OFAH #ChanceOfALunchtime

#FF_Specialツ @Vicky_BriMatt @BBCDoctorsSoap @coleensgang @CatherineNewt @Scifygeek @brookesey66 @Soap_loverxx @boothyheather @boothylaura