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@amirelunessa Let’s see the credit score

he is the lebron james of whatever this is

@_vctrczz @xbox_player_10 @RIGGED_NBA11 Poast fizeek

@xbox_player_10 @RIGGED_NBA11 You are here

Como le explico al gymbro que compra esto que sería infinitamente mejor si fueran 279g de azúcar y 0% proteína.

@BrilynHollyhand Golf is for homos

Golf teaches you more about life in just 18 holes than many colleges do in 4 years. There are no safe spaces. The golf club doesn't care about my feelings, it only cares about results.

@ma1ybe “Don’t let us murder babies or we’ll throw them in a dumpster”

Hot take but we literally tried to warn you that this is what happens when abortion access isn’t accessible.

@1TapTheory @MyronGainesX @50cent @FloydMayweather 50 wanted Floyd to read 1 full page of a Harry Potter book

I've gotten thousands of death threats from stupid black people the past week. So to all the blacks that want to "slide" on me, or "drop my lo" here is your chance! Meet me this Sunday at 12:00pm EST. The address is: 3050 NW 183rd St, Miami Gardens, FL 33056 Before we duel, I'm going to give you a copy of the book "The Cat In The Hat". If you can read 2 pages uninterrupted, without sounding it out or using your index finger to focus on each sentence we can engage in combat. I know this can be annoying, but beating up retards is a crime in Florida (Section 825.102 – Abuse or Neglect of Disabled or Elderly Person). Therefore, I have to ensure you're mentally competent first, since coming to fight a podcaster over tweets is pretty fucking retarded. Comment "monkey" below and I'll DM you my number to coordinate. I look forward to meeting all of you! 🤗

@TheJimCornette is a cunt

@tydub__ @TJenkinsTampa I think your butthole puckers when you think of this guy pitching

@TJenkinsTampa Look at you. Keyboard warrior here. A guy that clearly never played a lick of sports outside of JV in high school. Your butthole would pucker so tight if you saw someone throw 89 at you. Sit this one out chump

I’m sorry man, but your mouth absolutely cannot be writing checks like that when you’re power grunting through 89 mph fastballs. Can’t happen.

@persecutedsgin Her tits look like dog ears

Aw HELL naw LMFAO

@beaverd @MiladyZuma

If you're too broke for a patek you should not be buying watches

@g0lf5ucks @Jackkk Aqua Terra

@Jackkk What about the 4-7k range ?

Watch expert reveals the best watch to buy at every price point $1,000: “Tissot PRX, hands down” $10,000: “Rolex Submariner steel, previous generation. Reference 116610LN” $25,000: “Rolex Submariner 16618LB, blue dial solid gold” $50,000: “Audemars Piguet Royal Oak Chronograph 26331ST” $100,000: “Patek Philippe Nautilus 3700” $1,000,000: “Vintage Rolex Daytona reference 6241, something Paul Newman, something really special”

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@wormymcwormersn Ok

fyi women are highly aware when you look at our breasts

@waxydawgpound @morellifit Your heart rate will shoot up, sleep will be trash

@morellifit Been on TRT for 9 months. Want to get leaner. I have access to Reta. Anything I should be concerned about??

It's actually unfair how easy shredding gets on retatrutide. This was my first ever cycle of reta (2mg per week). My body fat went from 11.9% to 7.2% in about 100 days.

@bamaboy157865 @Teffo_01 lol

@Teffo_01 Is Larry his first dog? I have my first dog tattooed on my arm, and the paw prints of the others. I’ve got a couple now that are probably get portraits also. Dogs are the absolute best thing to happen humans. I’ll never ignore dog is god backwards. There’s a reason for that.

CM PUNK GOT A NEW LARRY TATTOO!!! ❤️ 📸: maverink.studio | IG

@pete_88_cfc @Dr_Bekka_UK @Keifski @PlayStation Bend over and take it up your ass you clown

@Dr_Bekka_UK @Keifski @PlayStation Ahh you’re one of those. Oh wells no PlayStation for you.

So, @PlayStation is basically unusable for me now. The UK Online Safety Act means I have to hand over a face scan or government ID just to use basic features. My PAYG mobile isn't accepted, and I’m not giving biometrics to a company with a history of massive data breaches. #Ps5

@snoobertson @whitesocksclips Come up with a thought yourself instead of sucking nicks aids penis

@whitesocksclips There’s literally no point to driving stick unless you race. If you willingly chose to get a manual over an automatic car and all you do is use it for your commute, you’re the biggest fаggot known to man

Nick CRASHES OUT over stick shift drivers "you're doing too much with the stick shift honestly... how am I going to play on my phone?"

@whitesocksclips It’s sad that so many young people look up to this blatant homosexual.

@tiedecker @Sloshwell @RealAlexJones @wigger Yea but you alt “comedy” homos are?

@Sloshwell @RealAlexJones @wigger I’d argue it’s because he’s not funny in the slightest

The Onion newspaper has been rocked by the discovery that their new creative director, produced pro pedo/child kidnapping, torture and murder programs. Billionaire Michael Bloomberg is the main financier of the Onions hostel takeover of Infowars and is funding productions designed, in their words “to wear Alex Jones skin.” Below is an actual mug shot of the creep..

@GhostofMahvel @VampirePolitics @Variety Except it’s not funny

@VampirePolitics @Variety They're buying his website because The Onion is a satire news company, them owning InfoWars is basically the holy grail of comedic irony. Its the ultimate joke.

The Onion says it has — after 17 months of legal wrangling — successfully landed a deal to take over Infowars, the right-wing conspiracy-fueled site run by Alex Jones. In November 2024, the Onion revealed its winning bid for Infowars, which was sued into bankruptcy (as was Jones) after the families of victims in the Sandy Hook mass shooting won a defamation suit judgment in 2022 against Jones, who had repeatedly lied and posited baseless conspiracy theories about the massacre. The Onion’s parent company, Global Tetrahedron, will pay $81,000 a month to license the infowars.com domain name and associated intellectual property. The deal runs for six months, with an option to renew for another six months. variety.com/2026/digital/n…

@CAmiskusees @Variety You probably push back on the dildo

@Variety To Alex Jones…