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everyone is calling this gentle parenting meanwhile, there is no parenting here at all. she's raising a rottweiler & it will eventually bite her. also, my problematic opinion is, she wouldn't take it if that child was a girl. ☹️

Before you sign any document, take a picture of the blank pages too. People add things after signatures. This is common.

Fiction, Yes. Academic, not likely.

I buy something from this woman give am cash with left hand, she no gree collect. I kuku leave the stuff comot her shop. Country don hard pass all these fooling we like dey fool for this place.

I will never tell you “I love you” or “I miss you” when it's not true, and you can never force it out of me.

Grateful to God and my family. Truly a special moment being sworn in as an Attorney in Florida and subsequently as an Assistant States Attorney for the 15th Judicial Circuit. Dual licensed in Nigeria and Florida, and proud of the journey.

BAT and his wife RAT

As a sexually active man, please pity your partners. 🙏 When you use public toilets, rinse your penis. Before you sit, lace with toilet papers. Use one boxer per day. Your penis care is also important to maintain her vagina's PH. You're the one causing the fishy smell.

Imagine fishing for hours and not catching any fish. Not one. Now it’s dark, cold. You’re hungry, thirsty, tired, bones aching, disappointed, beating up on yourself, wishing you never came. You’ve given up. You know everyone’s back home depending on you and now you have to deliver disappointing news. Then out of nowhere, your best friend appears. You tell him you came in vain— you caught no fish. He tells you to try again on the right side. You look at him like he’s gotta be crazy. You’ve been there for hours, you know for a fact the net will be empty when it comes back up again. You do it anyway… and would ya look @ that… Net full. Do you realize that your best friend is the final boss? The one who loves & adores you is in charge. The ocean waves turn which ever way he commands. The hearts of the Kings are in his hands. My goodness, I love him so much. 🎼What a friend we have in Jesus🎶 🎼All our sins & griefs to bear🎶 🎼What a privilege to carry everything to God in prayer🎶 Bible School 🏫 📖 All religions are welcome to join us and please feel free to give your own words of love or wisdom to the congregation. Love you guys!!! Collection will be taken next week 😀 Limited sign ups will be made available. 😉

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling but, i hope life gets better for you

God, pity me abeg Help me this week. Try give me money

Nothing dies in my hands this week. Everything I touch finds life. My helpers will locate me, and they will recognize me on sight. I will live long, walk in wisdom, and prosper.

I withdraw every negative statement i have made about my future, and I speak favor and purpose over my life, in Jesus name, Amen!

Divorce rates are high in this generation for just one reason, women today have stopped normalising physical and mental abuse post marriage. In past cheating, emotional trauma and abandonment weren’t considered a thing but now these are unacceptable. Other factors are secondary.

I KNEW THAT TOWEL LOOKED FAMILIAR! 🤣

Pussy nigga Jump a dj with 10man carry diddy towel Dey dance. 😂 I never see fool like this diddy babe for my life 😂🤣

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When you think about yourself, make sure that picture isn't small. Your current situation may not be in sync with your preferred trajectory but make sure your picture about yourself isn't small. You sef no small.

and for the lady, perhaps a remote job that pays in dollars, pounds or euros.

Not to sound delusional, but please pray for grace. Life isn't really about hard work. It's more about alignment, meeting the right people, grace, mercy, and favour.