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@rizzolosophy Cuck chair

As a man, how do you deal with a friend that tries to sleep with all your exes and ex flings?

@Snowdemoman @Terra_Tman @keyokkud Send selfie

@R3K3M @Terra_Tman @keyokkud Tie your shoes before you make up any feats related to lifting.

the red blue button arguments are still going the logical disconnect and mental gymnastics red people are doing to justify it is so absolutely ridiculous and lacking iq

@Snowdemoman @Terra_Tman @keyokkud Bro I can nearly bench your fat mother

@Terra_Tman @R3K3M @keyokkud So that's a no on anything to say. Fair enough, remember to powder for that rash.

@uzalu_ Removes the whole point of the theoretical scenario.

what if 10% of the population were randomly assigned to blue, as if they had pressed the blue button? Would you try to save them by also pressing blue? what if those 10% didn't even know they had been assigned to blue? It could be you.

@RemyTheRedVT I don't care bro I leave gambling for money not my wellbeing.

I’m late to the red/blue party but here’s my take I guess lol. Simplest view I can give is: Yes, if everyone is able to touch the button with full awareness of what they’re doing and no chance to fuck up, red makes sense. But that isn’t how reality would ever play out. In a scenario where -everyone- gets the red/blue button at the same time, you have the following: -old, baby, blind, deaf, asleep, unconscious, incapacitated, etc people who cannot touch either button, or end up touching the blue button in error -no guaranteed ability to make sure people you care about touch the red button -awareness that no matter how you feel about it, a certain number of people will touch blue. The red/blue button includes people who don’t touch the button at all as part of who dies if 51% of people don’t touch blue. So every coma patient, every person in surgery, every quadriplegic, or person with an inability to choose dies, not just blue button pushers. It also doesn’t clarify whether or not, for example, unborn children who are close to birth count as ‘everyone’ by the standards of whatever horrible entity decided the red/blue button question would be a fun thing to pose to humanity. So what do we do if the death radius includes fetuses inside their mothers as people who didn’t choose? And would you really want to take a chance on whether or not they are included since there’s no way to guarantee it? Under that scenario, choosing red guarantees a lot of people die through no fault of their own if more people press red than blue. I’m not going to pretend I’m a saint, because I’m not. I cannot rightly promise that I wouldn’t press red if there was a guaranteed way for me to ensure everyone I love did too. But because I can’t guarantee that, I would most likely press blue, because that is the only way I could maximise the chance that my loved ones, including the ones who can’t choose would survive. Is it silly from a pure survival standpoint? Yeah, probably. But I don’t think I could live with the guilt of knowing I killed my sisters unborn child, or my toddler niece who likes blue more than red, or my dad when he’s unconscious in surgery because I wasn’t willing to risk my life to try and hit a measly 51% target.

the hero himmel would press the blue button

I didn’t even realize until today that literally everyone who choses red has to say a three paragraph essay cope about why “erm actually according to game theory the red button is most optimal…” like just be honest and say you’re a pussy and don’t want to die lol

@Femgeta Natural selection

If even 1 person presses the blue, even by accident, and the rest press red that person dies If the opposite is true no one dies You're insane

@owleyedwisdom Not fucking me it doesn't lol

Red button pressers not understanding that the question has everyone already on the tracks

@theramblingfool 0%. chance to die or 50/50. You missed Basic statistics from your shit post.

Every Pro-red argument: (1) Cynicism: "It's impossible for blue to win. Don't be suicidal." (2) Narcissism: "There is no downside to pressing red." (3) Changing the hypo: "Babies don't count. That'd be stupid! So there's a blender..." (4) Psychopathy: "Blue pressers deserve to die." (5) General poor analytic reasoning: "If everyone just pressed red!"

@OehoeU Wish brightness was higher in some places to be honest

Did Valve literally change everything?

@DudespostingWs Bro thinks he's getting an afro, probably played too much gta.

@vipul2777 Yeah it's only got 20km on it

A driver in France refused to change his car for 15 years—just to chase one number... But when it finally hit 1 million km, what happened next is surprising.. 😅

@GamblingMemez I could make 100 off 1

@dalmaer You realise the optic nerve is a blind spot in your eye and you're basically saying it sucks it's not in the center of your eyesight.

Funny how “God” worked it out for the octopus but not humans. Huh.

@OLYAN15K What a shit sport. Got sent off and in trouble for trying to kick a ball in a game about kicking a ball.

الحكم يطالع في اللاعب وشايفه بيموت وجالس يدور على مجرشي يبغى يعطيه احمر! أطباء الاهلي ومن بعدهم جوهور تدخلوا دون اذن الحكم لانه ماعطى الموضوع اي اهتمام توني يحاول يلفت نظر الحكم! لاعبي الفريقين يناقزون عشان يدخل الفريق الطبي! الحكم لازم يستوعب صحة اللاعب اهم من قواعد اللعبة!

@Skint_Eastwood1 crazy how history shows repetetion even within a single human lifespan

🚨Green Party Leader Zack Polanski Wants To Build A Society That Doesn’t Include Anyone From The Right “There are people who identify as right wing or even far right… Do we think we can change their minds or is it a case of building a society that doesn’t include them?” What the hell does Zack mean by this? Tell us @ZackPolanski what do you have planned if you ever get into power?

@ExposedGreens Fuck the greens but mdma isn't a morally wrong drug nor destructive.

🚨DRUG MULE : Carlotta Allum, Lambeth Green candidate for Brixton Windrush on May 7th, was busted smuggling 10,000 ecstasy pills strapped to her body as a drug mule into the USA. Did time in a US prison. Now this convicted criminal lectures us on “justice” and the Greens are desperate to make her a councillor. From international drug smuggler to elected office Total disgrace. #GreenHypocrisy

@chess_feed QA2, QA1

White to move, mate in 2. Only 1% of players can solve this puzzle 🤔