RAMPAGE1963 ☕🌈🏒⚾️🇺🇦🇺🇸

If I can make one person laugh long enough to forget their problems then my day was not wasted.😀

@EastEndJoe Chase Bank of America Citibank

Home Depot.

@AmazingEyes1122 it is Spam in the can

No one across the country seems to know what this is.

you people are always wishing each other "good morning" and "goodnight" and I'm just over here all

@esoteric_joke 🙋‍♂️

who wants to be the big spoon?

@StrengthLe49497 No it is the truth 80% can’t solve it 😁

Liar

@bluewmist @LynnVaine I don’t think of them as missed turns I think of them as side quests

I'm a big fan of the "GPS Theory" when you miss a turn, your GPS doesn't judge you, it recalculates. No matter how many detours you take, it finds another way forward. Life works like that too. You'll make mistakes, but your destination doesn't vanish. The route just changes.

@PucKs_n_GLitteR Usually the only time I see them is when you mention it and I go looking for it But I did see today’s

I swear there is something wrong with the polls….cause no one votes unless I ask … fuckin annoying 😠

@Nilkski_ @bitzydimbo There might be one out there But when in the Cyberdumpster they scrunch down so no one can see them.

I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself.

@ClarksonsFarm1 🙋🏻‍♂️

Who wants to join the commune?🤣

Them: “We’re sorry.” Me: “No you aren’t. But you will be.”

@ChiChiGreenblat @bitzydimbo I don’t know about that. The bastards this morning wouldn’t even let me get on the highway.😞

The traffic jam will always save you a seat.

💯

@RenuXey 🙋🏻‍♂️ Needed the job to be able to afford to get the license

WHO HAD A JOB BEFORE THEY HAD A DRIVER’S LICENSE?

Which one are you ?

But when I smile people get nervous 😬

@bitzydimbo But when I smile people get nervous 😬 “Oh shit! He is smiling run for it.”

smiles are still free, pass it on.

@VivianWard1069 @KrystalNJNJ Those sweet lips then working my way down

Where are you kissing me first sugar?

@damn_elle @bria_110 Nice to know I still have a reason to exist.😁

“A.I will be able to do everything” Except eat pussy.

When I think about my books I touch my selves.

Which one are you ?